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Just when I thought we had nothing left to learn from other countries, I read how Thai police officers who break the rules are punished by being forced to wear a Hello Kitty armband. I think what society needs more of are cute, public marks of shame.
Oh, here’s an idea! I think it should replace the donkey as the symbol of the Democrat Party. Since a donkey sometimes does hard work, it’s really not a good symbol for them. I think Hello Kitty is a much better symbol since it’s cute and pointless. The Democrats are merely pointless, but the cuteness of the symbol gives them something to aspire to.
Didn’t John Edwards propose this already?
Or did he want the symbol changed to Hello Johnny since that would have been more adorable?
I dunno, there’s just something very poetic about having an ass represent the Democrats…
Can we tattoo this onto Scott Beauchamp’s face?
I don’t know how a party that supports drug legalization, abortions, Iraqi genocide, voting rights for criminals, promiscuity and perversity could ever be called “cute”.
A better symbol for them would be a blowfish. But the ass works too.
Any more helpful suggestions?
maybe only the south side of a north facing donkey would be more appopriate
How about that purple teletubby?
I think Mr. Hankey would be more appropriate. It represents not only the value of their party and ideas, but what they use for brains as well.
I think Matty G needs to stop perpetuating the stereotype that Edwards is adorable. Effeminate, yes. Adorable no. The whole trial lawyer thing negates that.
As for a new Dhimmicrat logo, an ostrich with its head buried would be more apropos. Either that or a logo of a real ass. Cheeks, crack and all.
Obligatory Hello Kitty Ferrari link
I dunno, there’s just something very poetic about having an ass represent the Democrats…
My thoughts exactly, Rick…..
I agree with Master Shake.
“Howdy-Ho!” should be the DNC’s official slogan.
But adorable is Edwards’s strongest issue. Let’s face it, there are two Americas: The adorable America and the un-adorable America. All those $400 haircuts were to learn more about the un-adorable America.
John Edwards: United for an adorable America
How about we take the suggestions of two great bloggers here, Master Shake & Desert Elephant; How does an ostrich with it’s head buried IN an ass’s ass sound? Me thinks Frank J has a new logo for the blue states.
I think Mr. Hankey would be more appropriate. It represents not only the value of their party and ideas, but what they use for brains as well.
Posted by: Master Shake
They’d never adopt it… Someone would remember that Mr. Hankey was originally from the Christmas episode, and declare him a religious figure.
How does an ostrich with it’s head buried IN an ass’s ass sound?
Now that’s excellent. It even includes their deviant sexual practices.
I’m ready to change. Hello Kitty isn’t pointless. Is is an incredibly powerful brand and symbol. It has has become a symbol of wealth
. It is also a symbol of truth, justice and freedom. Ok, not really on that last bit but it would encourage college girls to actually go to the polls where they would vote for Hello Kitty. All Hail Hello Kitty.
I do believe Casper may have hit it directly. Good on you mate. Now who had the Graphic Design skills to make this into a kick ass t-shirt? Preferably a 3/4 sleeve baseball tee, because I love those things.
As for fem kitch being a mark of shame, I’ve often thought that Israel could have stopped the intafada in a weekend if instead of using rubber bullets, they’d used glue guns and dropped pink feather boas.
“How was the riot against the infidels, dear?”
“Just. Don’t. Ask.”
“How does an ostrich with it’s head buried IN an ass’s ass sound?”
No room for improvement. Perfect. Maybe put a leather vest on the ostrich, but maybe that’s gilding the lily.