John Edwards’s Indian name is “Hands Like Squaw”.
Bonus fact from Silicon Valley Jim:
John Edwards’s high-school classmates used to throw him fully-clothed into the shower in the boys’ locker room, until they found out that he enjoyed it.
Bonus facts from Chris:
That famous Kim Carnes song was originally titled “Johnny Edwards Eyes”.
When John Edwards gets that sad, puppy dog look, even Fred Thompson starts getting a little misty.
A misty-eyed Fred Thompson looking at Silky Pony? If Fred Thompson even LOOKED at Edwards, he’d (Edwards) would turn to stone.
Which candidate was most bothered by the fact that Rudy Giuliani’s 17 year old daughter is supporting Barack Obama?
John Edwards.
He’s been campaigning almost exclusively for the teenage girl vote and can’t figure out where he possibly went wrong.
John Edwards’s Indian name is “Hands Like Squaw”.
Whoops looks like someone is messing with you. In fact John Edwards real Indian name is “Soft like pile of puppies”. You may want to do some occasional “fact” checking on this “blog”.
Elizabeth Edwards, speaking of her “husband” John:
I don’t think she fully appreciates modern technology. John is already halfway there in becoming a black woman. And just look what wonderful results Michael Jackson had in becoming a white woman – surely if Jackson can be bleached white, Edwards can be stained black.
I look forward to watching this story develop.
I think the “mystery” has been solved concerning whom Carly Simon was singing about in “You’re So Vain”.
While I appreciate Harvey giving us the Indian translation of John Edwards, let us also include the Southern Redneck’s translation -“Boy with Pretty Mouth”.
I heard he won his first election in South Carolina in a “mudslide”. Similar to a landslide, only with door prizes!
So who the hell in the race is more of a woman than Edwards? As for the black thing…Osama Obama aint all that black either so he shouldn’t be playing that card!
Not surprisingly, the story of how the male Indians found out that Edwards had “hands like squaw” and the story of how Edwards was physically altered to be more like a woman are intimately related….
Somewhat off topic, but recently on the Bob and Tom radio show it was mentioned that Hilary has very large hands. Kinda like the “man hands” thing. Ummmm, would someone, sayyyyy… Master Shake be able to confirm this?
So, is Osamayourmama Barocalypse Obamination black or is he white? Or is he half-and-half? If you answered: “Yes” you are incorrect. The correct answer is: “amateur.”
And to add to Silicon Valley Jim, to this day John Edwards will not enter a boys locker room clothed.
Wasn’t it John Edwards that caused the official slogan of Iowa to be “where the men are men & the sheep are scared”??
(Wasn’t it John Edwards that caused the official slogan of Iowa to be “where the men are men & the sheep are scared”??)
CCHEMuse,
It was “Where the men are men, the women are too, and the sheep are liars!”
I have the bumper sticker. 🙂