Trump Truths: Registration

To placate the Democrats, President Trump has agreed to require that all guns in America be registered. The registration process will consist of the owner writing down his name on a form along with a list of every gun owned, by serial number. The form is then filed by dousing it with gasoline and igniting it.

3 Comments

  1. Oh, I get it. Trump wants all firearms to be sighted accurately .

    Merriam Webster

    Definition of register (Entry 2 of 3)
    transitive verb

    1a : to make or secure official entry of in a register
    b : to enroll formally especially as a voter or student
    c : to record automatically : INDICATE
    d : to make a record of : NOTE
    e : PERCEIVE
    also : COMPREHEND
    2 : to make or adjust so as to correspond exactly
    3 : to secure special protection for (a piece of mail) by prepayment of a fee
    4 : to convey an impression of : EXPRESS
    5 : ACHIEVE
    registered an impressive victory
    intransitive verb

    1a : to enroll one’s name in a register
    registered at the hotel
    b : to enroll one’s name officially as a prerequisite for voting
    c : to enroll formally as a student
    2a : to correspond exactly
    b : to be in correct alignment or register
    3 : to make or convey an impression

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