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Meryl Streep, in a fiery speech criticizing President Trump, pledged to stand up against “brownshirts”.
Pfft! Big talk. If she ever met an actual brownshirt, she’d be a brownpants.
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A new report shows that “NOAA cheated and got caught” at fudging data on “global warming”.
So, who are liberals going to blame that on? Trump, a YouTube video, or Russian hackers?
Their actual lunatic fantasy….
The US military, its consciousness raised by all the political commissars left embedded by Obama, overwhelmingly joins in coup to oust Trump*.
Conservatives and Republicans, who can’t stand to hear the truth of the very accurate investigative reporting of brave journalists, start a civil war in a futile attempt to thwart a politically aware military in its coup effort.
That 75% of the American public who are progressives and liberals easily obtain machine guns, rocket launchers, flamethrowers and tanks, and, after intensive training by watching black gangster and Asian gangster movies, meet their foes, the fascist, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, Southern, Christianist, fat white men, on the field of battle. And kill them all.
The Reckoning follows, wherein the progressives purge American society of all undesirables, such as white Southerners, Christians, observant Jews, pro-lifers, climate-change deniers, and of course, Republicans and conservatives of all stripes. Executions continue for three years until all negative influences are eliminated from the country.
The nation dispenses with wasteful competition and rescues the tv networks to just PBS, and the radio to just NPR. Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and the entire staff of Fox News Channel are burned at the stake on the highest ever rated program on PBS.
Professional Sports Championships are now passed out on an even turn-about basis for “fairness”, and many men’s teams are eliminated in many sports so that the number of women’s teams are the same in number.
The Goddess Gaia thanks progressives for ridding the US of the virus of fascist humans, and as a reward self-corrects all climate swings. Scientists perfect the anti-gravity drive. Everyone has everything he or she could possibly want, as warfare is abolished and peace reigns.
- In the true believers’ fantasy, the entire Trump family, including in-laws, grandchildren, personal assistants, and nannies, are ruthlessly executed in a Mar-a-Lago sunroom.
Former President Obama spoke out against President Trump’s policies and said he was “heartened” by the level of protests against them.
Oh… I thought he was going to suggest Trump sic the IRS on them Obama-style.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
ISIS said its next terrorist attack on the US will take the form of…
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