Famously Disease-Riddled Women

(Inspired by zzyzx [High Praise!])

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Just Another MSM Coincidence in Hillary’s Favor: “Power Through It”

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[Don’t Worry, Hillary Clinton Will Power Through | SUPERcuts! #360] (Viewer #148,083)

My favorite comment at YouTube: “Imagine a pilot saying ‘I’m flying this plane and I get occasional faints but don’t worry I’m gonna power through this'”.

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If We Wanted Your Regime Changed, We’d Saddam You

At a Non-Aligned Summit, the Presidents of both Venezuela and Cuba warned that the US was secretly trying to topple their governments.

Shameful. Hopefully our next President will do it openly.

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Overheard: Best Euphemism Ever

For a horrible, incompetent person:

“Generously gifted with the opportunity to improve.”

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Link of the Day: Satire – How the 9/11 Attacks Would Have Been Reported Today

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How the 9/11 attacks would have been reported today

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Somehow Reminds Me of the Jail Cell Scene in “The Dark Knight”

Now trending upward – installing tiny subcutaneous RFID chips to store data inside your body.

Swell. Can’t wait til Apple markets it as the iBump.

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Obama Warned Us – Offshore Wind Farm

Rhode Island just built America’s first offshore wind farm, which will create clean energy and fight climate change.
@BarackObama

“Also, it will make fresh seagull salsa for local porpoises.”

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Straight Line of the Day: The UN Is Now Demanding That the US…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The UN is now demanding that the US…

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Remember Back When the Navy Used Environmentally-Friendly Wind Power?

A Washington-based think tank, the Center for Climate and Security, said that climate change “presents a strategically-significant risk to US national security”.

Only if you try to make our soldiers’ guns solar powered.

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Cartoon of the Day – Women

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[Mike Lester – GoComics]

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So… Hillary’s Like a Boy Scout, Except Older and With Pneumonia?

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Every Hacker Cliche

[Hacker Fight | WHITE LIGHTNING HQ] (Viewer #71,581)

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Post-Hillary-Election Wish List

Hillary Clinton said that being forced to take time off the campaign trail for health reasons “was actually a gift“.

Yea, and if she wins, I hope she gives us the gift of her absence as often as possible.

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Help! Help! I’m Being Repressed

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Link of the Day: I Would Tend to Believe a Cartoonist Over a Reporter

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I Score the First Debate

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