A new study shows that 80% of students can’t tell time using analog devices.
I’d suggest that this is so bad that the Doomsday Clock should be moved ahead, but apparently no one would notice.
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A new study shows that being a parent can add two years to your lifespan.
And if you could spend them sleeping, you’d pretty much break even on the deal.
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After 55 years of Democrat rule, Detroit now leads the nation in…
A new psychological study has discovered that 98% think they’re part of the nicest 50% of the population.
Of those, 110% admit they’re really bad at math.
Scientists have developed a new mind-reading artificial intelligence that “knows if you’re guilty”.
Huh. They’ve invented the artificial mother.
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Trump’s White House is planning to ask for billions of dollars of cuts in funding for the UN.
Cuts? That’s ridiculous! We should be asking for restitution.
A New York lawyer is going to court to argue that chimpanzees deserve “personhood” rights.
Poor chimp. Next he’ll have to sign up for Obamacare.
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