Ready, Aim, Push!

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The Illustrated Frank J: It’s Time to Bring Fairness Back to America!

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True Story: Frank and I Both Found Brides on the Internet

[There’s a Website for That] (Viewer #197,572)

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Guys? It’s Only Free Speech if YOU Own the Flag

Hampshire College has decided not to fly any flags at all on campus after students lowered, then burned, an American flag hanging from a campus flagpole.

Lucky college kids. In some parts of the country, the next thing hanging from the flagpole would be them.

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Inconceivable!

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Link of the Day: Satire – Canadian Man Who “Forgot” To Say Sorry, Turns Himself In To Police

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Canadian Man Who “Forgot” To Say Sorry, Turns Himself In To Police

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Cops Aren’t the Only Trump Supporters

Protesting students at George Washington University said that forcing them to be protected by campus police is an “act of violence” – because police officers support Donald Trump.

Although without police, they’d get beat up by people sick of their antics, and need a doctor. And guess what…

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Obama Warned Us – Truth Team

Don’t get tripped up by misinformation. Join the @OFA Truth Team today: http://ofa.bo/2e7FVDZ
@BarackObama

“Where misinformation doesn’t trip you, it clubs you over the head and steals your wallet”

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Straight Line of the Day: Nancy Pelosi Said That the Lesson to Be Learned From the Election Is…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Nancy Pelosi said that the lesson to be learned from the election is…

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Secretary of State Kerry Makes Historic Antarctic Visit

by Special Correspondent Walruskkkch

MCMURDO STATION, Antarctica (Associated with Liberals Press) – Secretary of State John Kerry offered comment on President-elect Donald Trump’s election victory on Friday from the safe space he created in Antarctica. Kerry became the highest-ranking American official ever to visit Antarctica when he landed for a two-day trip. He also wanted to complain about the impact of climate change on the frozen continent which he couldn’t understand still being frozen.

John Kerry lands in Antarctica, dodging heavy sniper fire from angry Bosnian penguins.

John Kerry lands in Antarctica, dodging heavy sniper fire from angry Bosnian penguins.

Trump has called climate change a “hoax” and said he would cancel U.S. involvement in the landmark Paris Agreement on global warming.

“As a Democrat I don’t really require any proof,” Kerry said when addressing several hundred scientists and staff trapped at an evening event at McMurdo Station, the large base which is the hub for U.S. operations. “We need to dupe more people, it is not like the truth will help us.”

Kerry said there was a risk that much of Antarctica’s ice will “eventually slide into the ocean” raising eyebrows over his blatant ripoff of Warren Zevon.

Desperate to have the Paris agreement to cut the fossil-fuel emissions causing the planet to warm, “we must be sure the local penguin population has access to nuclear technology,” Kerry said to the audience. He granted that “may include the possibility they could develop nuclear weapons” but added that he “trusted them just as much as any Islamic nation bent on destroying their neighbors by divinely inspired nuclear hellfire.”

Asked how he could give so much to penguins so closely associated with terrorism he responded that “penguins are so sensitive to my needs, which include large cash payments.”

“It isn’t like trusting Americans to own guns” he added.

Kerry had left New Zealand early Friday aboard a C-17 Globemaster military cargo plane which had been held up for about a day by a stretch of bad weather and snow which had nothing to do with the warming of the continent. An experienced politician, Kerry spent much of the flight in the cockpit of the huge jet, boring the pilots with stories of magic hats and scamming the Army out of some medals.

Kerry planned to return to New Zealand on Saturday for a meeting with Prime Minister John Key if the snow stopped. Kerry plans to fly next week to the Middle East, hoping it didn’t snow there. He will then proceed to a global climate conference in Morocco where attendees hope they won’t experience an unexpected snowfall as well.

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They’ve Never Worked for So Little

Homeland Security reports that illegal immigrants are teaming up with unrelated children, pretending to be families, and fabricating tales of heart-rending woes to convince border agents to admit them into the country.

You’d be amazed how often some Spaniard tells them “This is noble, sir. His wife is crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation”.

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Cartoon of the Day – Twit

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[A.F. Branco]

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The Illustrated Frank J: Hobgoblin!

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This Movie Always Has a Happy Ending

Computer scientists attempting to electronically replicate the human brain are close to creating a “living PC“.

OK… has NOBODY seen ST:TOS “What Are Little Girls Made Of?

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Liberals: Be Careful What You Wish For

(Submitted by slapout [High Praise!])

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