Oh, It’ll Never Replace the Original, But It’s a Spiffy Little Parlor Trick

[Rush – Tom Sawyer Guitar, Drums, Vocals SIMULTANEOUSLY!] (Viewer #692,066)

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Said the Woman Who Lies to a Camera for a Living

Meryl Streep, in a fiery speech criticizing President Trump, pledged to stand up against “brownshirts”.

Pfft! Big talk. If she ever met an actual brownshirt, she’d be a brownpants.

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Make America Great Again: Just Do the Opposite of Whatever Bernie Sanders Says

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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The Illustrated Frank J: They’re Very Careful, Because Once They Decide, Then People Are Allowed to Randomly Punch You

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I’m Not Complaining About the Cities He Left Out, Because Then People Would Tell Me to Shut Up or Make a Video That’s Better, and I Stink at Video Making. And Shutting Up.

[Google Maps: Hyperlapse Around the World] (Viewer #959,645)

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The Problem Isn’t the Lying, the Problem Is the You Catching It

A new report shows that “NOAA cheated and got caught” at fudging data on “global warming”.

So, who are liberals going to blame that on? Trump, a YouTube video, or Russian hackers?

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They Say They Want a Revolution…

Buried deep in the comments at PJ Media [High Praise! to Sardondi], I found this gem:


Their actual lunatic fantasy….

  1. The US military, its consciousness raised by all the political commissars left embedded by Obama, overwhelmingly joins in coup to oust Trump*.

  2. Conservatives and Republicans, who can’t stand to hear the truth of the very accurate investigative reporting of brave journalists, start a civil war in a futile attempt to thwart a politically aware military in its coup effort.

  3. That 75% of the American public who are progressives and liberals easily obtain machine guns, rocket launchers, flamethrowers and tanks, and, after intensive training by watching black gangster and Asian gangster movies, meet their foes, the fascist, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, Southern, Christianist, fat white men, on the field of battle. And kill them all.

  4. The Reckoning follows, wherein the progressives purge American society of all undesirables, such as white Southerners, Christians, observant Jews, pro-lifers, climate-change deniers, and of course, Republicans and conservatives of all stripes. Executions continue for three years until all negative influences are eliminated from the country.

  5. The nation dispenses with wasteful competition and rescues the tv networks to just PBS, and the radio to just NPR. Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and the entire staff of Fox News Channel are burned at the stake on the highest ever rated program on PBS.

  6. Professional Sports Championships are now passed out on an even turn-about basis for “fairness”, and many men’s teams are eliminated in many sports so that the number of women’s teams are the same in number.

  7. The Goddess Gaia thanks progressives for ridding the US of the virus of fascist humans, and as a reward self-corrects all climate swings. Scientists perfect the anti-gravity drive. Everyone has everything he or she could possibly want, as warfare is abolished and peace reigns.

  • In the true believers’ fantasy, the entire Trump family, including in-laws, grandchildren, personal assistants, and nannies, are ruthlessly executed in a Mar-a-Lago sunroom.
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Link of the Day: I Didn’t Watch Johnny Carson a Lot, But He Always Struck Me As a Classy Guy. Sort of the Anti-Letterman

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

14 Facts You May Not Know About Johnny Carson

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Obama Knows How to Deal With Protesters

Former President Obama spoke out against President Trump’s policies and said he was “heartened” by the level of protests against them.

Oh… I thought he was going to suggest Trump sic the IRS on them Obama-style.

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Hit Play, Because This One Needs a Soundtrack

New Hampshire Passes Constitutional Carry Law

[Hallelujah Chorus – Mormon Tabernacle Choir]

Just one more reason to go Porcupine if Trump can’t (or won’t) pull us out of Obama’s tailspin.

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Straight Line of the Day: ISIS Said Its Next Terrorist Attack on the US Will Take the Form of…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

ISIS said its next terrorist attack on the US will take the form of…

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No Va… No, Not the Car

A new survey shows that illegal Mexican immigrants say they prefer detention to being sent back to their country.

I think I have Mexico’s new tourism slogan: “Mexico – nearly as good as an American prison”.

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Cartoon of the Day – Obamacare

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The Illustrated Frank J: Let’s Sum Up on the Silencing of Elizabeth Warren

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Just Because You Rescued the Franchise Doesn’t Mean You Made a Good Movie

[Honest Trailers – Batman Begins] (Viewer #2,082,863)

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