Oh… I Guess That Explains All Those Islamic Science Projects

A new study shows that 80% of students can’t tell time using analog devices.

I’d suggest that this is so bad that the Doomsday Clock should be moved ahead, but apparently no one would notice.

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Even Money As to Whether They End Up in Illinois or California

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Link of the Day: 6 Handy Shooting Tips from the NRA

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INFOGRAPHIC: A Quick Guide to Shooting Fundamentals

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A Job Mostly Done Between Midnight and 4am

A new study shows that being a parent can add two years to your lifespan.

And if you could spend them sleeping, you’d pretty much break even on the deal.

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Straight Line of the Day: After 55 Years of Democrat Rule, Detroit Now Leads the Nation in…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After 55 years of Democrat rule, Detroit now leads the nation in…

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Good News: There’s Been a Lot of Openings on the Liberal Portion of the 50% Since the Election

A new psychological study has discovered that 98% think they’re part of the nicest 50% of the population.

Of those, 110% admit they’re really bad at math.

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Cartoon of the Day – Obamacare


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The Illustrated Frank J: Only Most?

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I Heard It Cheats by Checking Your Facebook Page

Scientists have developed a new mind-reading artificial intelligence that “knows if you’re guilty”.

Huh. They’ve invented the artificial mother.

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Link of the Day: A Reminder of Why Every Civilized Nation on Earth Has a McDonald’s

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McDonald’s Rants

My favorite is the “It is real food” section.

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I Have No Idea What They’re Singing About, I Just Like Their Moves

[WORLD ORDER “SINGULARITY”] (Viewer #581,424)

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Or We Could Just Nuke It From Orbit and Call It Good

Trump’s White House is planning to ask for billions of dollars of cuts in funding for the UN.

Cuts? That’s ridiculous! We should be asking for restitution.

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Only Hate the Ideas That Improve Human Life

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The Illustrated Frank J: Trump Paid More in Taxes in One Year Than I Will Earn in My Lifetime. Why Would I Be Angry About That?

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Where There’s a Liberal Lawyer, There’s a Negative Unintended Consequence

A New York lawyer is going to court to argue that chimpanzees deserve “personhood” rights.

Poor chimp. Next he’ll have to sign up for Obamacare.

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