Top Ten Ways the Health Care Bill Is Like Ted Kennedy
Democrats are considering naming the health care bill after Ted Kennedy, which is actually kind of appropriate if you think about it.
TOP TEN WAYS THE HEALTH CARE BILL IS LIKE TED KENNEDY
10. It’s bloated beyond belief.
9. Liberals love it while completely ignoring the harm it will do to people.
8. While you’re dying, it will do nothing.
7. It has no concept of morality in its actions.
6. It will only make empty gestures of helping others while primarily being concerned about preserving its own power.
5. People in the Beltway think it’s great, while everyone else is like “WTF?”
4. Death of others considered only a mild inconvenience to it.
3. It’s often incomprehensible.
2. You shouldn’t let it near your daughter.
And the number one way the health care bill is like Ted Kennedy…
Soon, it will be dead.
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August 31st, 2009 at 12:12 pm
If they make Scotch a primary treatment, I’m in.
August 31st, 2009 at 12:12 pm
I would say which ones were my favorite, but I loved them all so much, I can’t choose.
August 31st, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Best. Top Ten. EVER!
August 31st, 2009 at 12:17 pm
11. America is better off without it.
August 31st, 2009 at 12:40 pm
it helps the terrorist
August 31st, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Frank, you win: Best Post Ever!
August 31st, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Please, dear God, let number one be true.
August 31st, 2009 at 1:12 pm
12. The more the public finds out about it, the less they like it.
13. Ten years from now, it will still be dead.
August 31st, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Frnak really IS teh awesome
August 31st, 2009 at 1:23 pm
* It prattles on forever and no one can quite make out what it’s saying, but everyone knows for sure it isn’t good.
August 31st, 2009 at 2:40 pm
It’s fat, smells bad, and does nothing but cause destruction.
August 31st, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Both would stand a better chance of killing a young woman than of saving her life.
August 31st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
There once was a man named Ted.
He forced many women to his bed.
Now he is dead,
after a tumor went kabloomy in his head.
August 31st, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Both were conceived to repair the image of their predecessor’s
Both will leave you underwater
August 31st, 2009 at 6:07 pm
New-ObamaCare has been renamed in honor of Kennedy. The new name is available at my name.
August 31st, 2009 at 8:41 pm
The best entry on this blog EVER. The BEST, Jerry.
Ehh, Frank.
August 31st, 2009 at 10:11 pm
#4 —America is better off without it. The bill or Teddy ? In my opinion we are better off without BOTH!
August 31st, 2009 at 10:19 pm
While I would ordinarily wish to rise above the type of smarmy stuff the left employs about Bushiter and LordCheneyEvilGuy… Every damned one of these is true. Number 8 shoulda been the payoff — below the fold.
Kennedy’s grandson touting universal healthcare with the congregation repeating “Lord hear our prayer…” was about the straw that broke my back on this stuff. I pray that my kids aren’t slaves of the state through taxes, health restrictions and socialist theology.
August 31st, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Shamelessly stollen, and the comments additions added to it. Great work.
September 1st, 2009 at 6:20 am
Totally spot on!!! You can’t change a leopard’s spots. Teddy was and always will be a hypocrit. He wanted something for us that he never would have accepted for himself. What they come up with next will still be a public option, universal heathcare, co-op or whatever they chose to name it based on their exhaustive desire to confuse the illiterate, uninformed, and tunnel visioned parts of this great country. Not to mention, WE THE WORKING PEOPLE OF AMERICA CANNOT AFFORD IT!
September 1st, 2009 at 8:06 am
It was obvious during his funeral that he as all “for the children” as his young nephew was marched to the microphone to give the prayer for all democrats on behalf of BarryCare, not that a Kennedy child would ever be used as a prop on the national stage…
September 1st, 2009 at 11:14 am
14. It won’t help Mary Jo Kopechne.
September 1st, 2009 at 3:20 pm
idiots…
September 6th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
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