Pugs: the combination/contraction of the name Pelosi, and the word thugs. Feel free to punch away. Leave the small dogs with the squooshed in face alone.
Use brass knuckles – they transfer more energy directly to the punchee. Plus, when you punch somebody or something with your fist, they will usually try to hit you back or try to reason with you or something but if you punch them using brass knuckles, they will normally go down without a lot of fuss.
And all dogs should be punched – just on general principle. Most boxers, in a bid to develop that “Killer Instinct”, will get a gunny sack full of puppies, hang it from the rafters in the garage, and go to town. Plus, if Harry Potter has taught us anything, it’s that any large black dog is really an escaped convict in disguise and we should find a suitable beating stick before he has a chance to kill our other pets.
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
– Mark Twain 1894.
My three cats are reading this post with interest. They looked at me and told me to tell you all “bring it bitches”… I think they intend to “dance like a butterfly” away from your punch as they quickly and painfully attach all four “paws of death” to your nads!
You do not want to try to punch our pugs. Our German Shepherd will bite you. My wife will shoot you with her .38 and I will, out of family duty, back them all up with whatever ordnance is needed.
….and Pekinese.
The fam will be getting a dog within the next 6 months, thank you for this public service Frank! Speaking of punching things in the face.
I’ll stick with punching hippies and commies it’s much more fun.
Dogs are man’s best friend…they require no punching.
Liberals, however, require regular punchings.
Punches aren’t for dogs.
Punches are blended.
Blenders are for puppies.
-Instapundit
Dogs will defend you to their deaths. Don’t punch or abuse them.
Cats however will bite, scratch, and otherwise maim you without hesitating.
Pugs: the combination/contraction of the name Pelosi, and the word thugs. Feel free to punch away. Leave the small dogs with the squooshed in face alone.
cjtony97
Guy must have one to a different Bible College than I did. I hope for policy failure not heart failure
oh and don’t punch a corgi they bite hard
Use brass knuckles – they transfer more energy directly to the punchee. Plus, when you punch somebody or something with your fist, they will usually try to hit you back or try to reason with you or something but if you punch them using brass knuckles, they will normally go down without a lot of fuss.
And all dogs should be punched – just on general principle. Most boxers, in a bid to develop that “Killer Instinct”, will get a gunny sack full of puppies, hang it from the rafters in the garage, and go to town. Plus, if Harry Potter has taught us anything, it’s that any large black dog is really an escaped convict in disguise and we should find a suitable beating stick before he has a chance to kill our other pets.
“What’s that? You want a treat? STOMACH PUNCH! No, wait, I didn’t mean it! Stop! That’s my face! Ow!”
Or, if it’s one of those annoying little dogs with annoying little barks, you can kick it.
Cats? I prefer throwing cats down basement stairwells (after they urinate in your laundry). Too bad they always land on four legs.
I agree Marko – if you have the right boots on, a kicked dog can have comparable hang time and distance to a kicked football.
And cats should just be ground up and turned into dog food for dogs. Who should immediately be beaten with a stick.
“Cat juggling, you take the little kitties, 3 to 4 weeks old, and you juggle them… for money.”
Punching dogs in the face makes Michael Vick cry.
how bout playing kick the baby?
Frank , Frank , Frank……. if its low to the ground like a dog …. you KICK it…….silly … I thought everybody knew that
unless it is a siberian husky, who will wag his tail, jump on you, and say “yay it’s play time!”
ANYONE caught punching my dogs will gain weight, (000 buck shot is heavy) and I have plenty of it.
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
– Mark Twain 1894.
My three cats are reading this post with interest. They looked at me and told me to tell you all “bring it bitches”… I think they intend to “dance like a butterfly” away from your punch as they quickly and painfully attach all four “paws of death” to your nads!
You do not want to try to punch our pugs. Our German Shepherd will bite you. My wife will shoot you with her .38 and I will, out of family duty, back them all up with whatever ordnance is needed.