Obama Is Not a Dog
Obama said about powerful interests, “They talk about me like a dog.” I don’t know what’s that supposed to mean. As he said it, he added it wasn’t in his prepared remarks; we know that when Obama prefaces something with, “Let me be clear,” that means a lie is coming, so apparently when he says, “That’s not in my prepared remarks”, that means he’s saying something stupid and meaningless.
Anyway, doesn’t Obama remind you more of a cat? He has this blank expression like he’s not quite comprehending what we’re saying or even paying attention to us. Makes a lot of noise when he wants attention and when he’s done with us acts like we’re not even there. He’s always tearing up valuable things if we’re not keeping a close eye on him. He a complete sociopath. He defecates in a box. The guy is a cat.
So what animal would you compare Obama too? You can’t all pick blobfish.
(15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)
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September 7th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Tough choice. I want to say a weassel, but then he is so reptilian that i want to say snake…
September 7th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
No way he’s a dog. Dogs are awesome… and loyal. He’s more like a seagull. Screechy, always in your face trying to steal food, and then crapping the food onto your car.
September 7th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
A slug?
September 7th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
mosquito
September 7th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Obviously, a jackass.
September 7th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Pigeon. Struts around all day getting in the way and does nothing but crap all over the place.
September 7th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
@FormerHostage: Actually, pigeons do two things. They crap all over the place and eat all the food.
September 7th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Rodent of Unusual Size?
September 7th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
As DC appears to be in the middle of the Fire Swamp, I’m pretty sure they’re ALL ROUS’s
All this time you thought that was Pelosi talking, it was just hot air belching from the bog…
September 7th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Gotta be a monkey: They screach, fling poo, jump up and down a lot. And are generally good for nothing except entertainment.
September 7th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
A vampire bat. A rabid one.
September 7th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Very sloth like on the oil spill
September 7th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
A leech. Sucks off of your healthy life force,, makes you see a doctor, can drain you dry, slimey. Leaves a nasty trail. And has the same IQ.
A dog? Last time I checked no one has yet to smack his nose with a rolled up newspaper and rub his nose in his mess. Umnless Pelosi has done something we don’t know about.
September 7th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
A lamprey-slimy, blood-sucking, and (hopefully!!) endangered.
September 7th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
He DID say he was a mongrel a while back, didn’t he?
And just look at the token ‘white house’ dog (no doubt will be sent to a rescue in just over 2 yrs)-and he named it after his own initials??
Just once, I’d like to see a president with a big-ass dog like a Mastiff-or at least a lab. What kind of dog does Chris Christie have? Paul Rand? Pawlenty? Next time, see who has the biggest dog and vote for him (or her).
September 7th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Virus. Not only is it the lowest form of life, it also benefits at the expense and destruction of it’s host cell.
September 7th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
He reminds me of a Ringtailed Lemur: http://www.buzzabouttravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/5/king-Julien.jpg
September 7th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
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September 7th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
He is a tick. A shower can’t even get him or it off.
September 7th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Oh, I get it. He wanted to call himself a dog tick.
September 7th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Of course I meant that in the “through a plate glass window” rhetorical sense. Obambi is more like a Chihuahua that needs a major root canal surgery. Samall, petty, very loud, annoying as all heck, dangerous in his own way. we need a nice, surgically swift 2010 Election to get him to shut the heck up.
September 7th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
I think the Hyena bears a close resemblance:
Many cultures, including those in Africa, have historically viewed the hyena negatively, associating them with gluttony, uncleanliness and cowardice.
September 7th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Talk about ya like a dog eh!? Well welcome to my world pal…G. Bush, retired, Texas
September 7th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Well, maybe there was a reason they had to get new carpet. I’m just sayin’.
September 7th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
A blobfish
September 7th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
the cleaner… cleaning up the republican mess, give the guy some credit. remember you tried to treat other people like shit ages ago… history shows that never works!!! and it never will. when will you learn? Ohh, your kids will you scumbag…
September 7th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I agree that a dog is a good reference. After all, he is clean and articulate! Scooting across the Oval Office carpet, however must stop! Those nasty brown racing stripes are tough to clean!
September 7th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Yep, a tick! I had one of those on my scrotum once. It was all engorged and I thought it was my blood, but when I squeezed it something like Cornhuskers came out.
September 7th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Ohhhh I know, I know: Obama is a Bedbug. Sucks you dry, everytime you think you’ve gotten rid of him he comes back, an generaly usless in the animal kingdom. Actualy, that can be applied to all democrats.
September 7th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
He’s a skunk that crawled out of the ass of another skunk.
September 7th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Yellow-bellied sapsucker.
If you put his brain in a hummingbird, though, it would fly backwards all the time.
September 7th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
“So what animal would you compare Obama too? You can’t all pick blobfish.”
Blobfish!
So far I’m the only one to compare him to a blobfish. And according to the rules it is acceptable if even all but one compare him to a blobfish. They do have a lot in common … except for the ears … and being born a muslim.
September 7th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
a deer,
in the headlights
(“Obambi”)
September 7th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
-Dogs aren’t narcissistic A$$hats.
-Seriously I can not imagine an animal he has less in common with behaviorally then a dog.
-If he was being described as a creature like those were in the book of “Revelations” he might be described as prissyness of a cat, the cold calculation of a snake, and the whining of a a hyena.
September 7th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Ivan…WTF?
September 7th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Obama’s a bitch.
Oh, sorry, “bitch” is variant of dog, and we supposed to find an alternative to dog. My bad.
September 7th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
He’s a dawg, dawg.
September 7th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Presidents and other elected officials get compared to far worse things than animals. E.g., Bushitler. E.g., Maureen Dowd called Clinton a “man” due to his escapades which was the worst thing she could think of. Most people like dogs; the only people who really look down on them are Muslims, I think.
September 7th, 2010 at 11:34 pm
# DamnCat says:
September 7th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Virus. Not only is it the lowest form of life, it also benefits at the expense and destruction of it’s host cell.
Right, I totally agree
# Greg says:
September 7th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Of course I meant that in the “through a plate glass window” rhetorical sense. Obambi is more like a Chihuahua that needs a major root canal surgery. Samall, petty, very loud, annoying as all heck, dangerous in his own way.
I have a pair of Chihuahuas. They are very loyal very well behaved and very upset that anyone would even consider comparing that asshole in charge to them.
September 7th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Sorry Frank.
September 7th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
# DamnCat says:
September 7th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Virus. Not only is it the lowest form of life, it also benefits at the expense and destruction of it’s host cell.
Right, I totally agree
# Greg says:
September 7th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Of course I meant that in the “through a plate glass window” rhetorical sense. Obambi is more like a Chihuahua that needs a major root canal surgery. Samall, petty, very loud, annoying as all heck, dangerous in his own way.
I have a pair of Chihuahuas. They are very loyal very well behaved and very upset that anyone would even consider comparing that a**hole in charge to them.
September 8th, 2010 at 12:42 am
I vote for puppy. That way, we tell him he better shape up or he’ll get the Glenn Reynolds treatment. Really, if he’s not fixing the economy, he might as well be keeping the Instapundit young and (I assume) virile.
September 8th, 2010 at 2:21 am
Jackovasaurus.
Or perhaps Gungan- just judging by the ears and bumbling, not the speech patterns.
September 8th, 2010 at 9:13 am
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September 8th, 2010 at 11:35 am
Only thing I could think of was a Urinal Cake
September 8th, 2010 at 11:53 am
A pet rock
September 8th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Hey Ivan #28, I thought I was the only guy in the world to have that happen. I don’t feel so alone now. Freaked me out, it did.
September 8th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
he’s a maggot
September 13th, 2010 at 11:02 am
“They talk about me like a dog”?
What has he done to deserve an upswing in praise?
or perhaps he means they bark at him…Although it could be the “Open Border Collie” reference I saw this past weekend!