Accidentally forgot Random Thoughts yesterday, so here are extra thoughts!
The plan to keep Social Security solvent by the time I retire is to find an alien civilization and embezzle all their space money.
I think the person who could enter the GOP presidential race this late and really shake things up is Mayor McCheese.
Did Oprah give everyone who watched her finale a free car? STILL NOT WORTH IT!
Instead of a cross-country bus tour, Sarah Palin should have a cross-country death race.
P Diddy can call himself whatever he wants, but we should all get together and agree to call him Oliver.
Could we put Barney Frank in prison? I think that would be a great symbol of economic recovery.