I hate Sarah Palin. She’s an idiot. But I still like her better than most other politicians.
Romney is so hyper-politiciany that it would make you feel dirty to vote for him. But vote for him we may. In fact, I hear he raises so much money we’ll eventually all be compelled to vote for him whether we want to or not.
Corsi has revealed that the first name of the person who forged Obama’s birth certificate is “Mike”, so everyone keep a look out for a Mike.
Obama doesn’t favor Palestine over Israel. He’s neutral on the issue. Which is a far left viewpoint.
Rep. Weiner tweeted a picture of his penis? Seems like there is a joke there.
We get a self-reading teleprompter to go with the autopen and we won’t even need Barack Obama anymore.
Finally watching the BBC series Sherlock. Much like Barry Zuckerkorn, it’s very good.
I debug software and hardware; I use deductive reasoning to solve mysteries all the time.
You know how excited you’d get if you won 100 million dollars? That’s Buttercup every time she sees something with a blinking light on it.
Don’t get Carnegie Mellon asking me for money. How do you charge that much and ask for donations? I’m still paying off my student loans.
They bilked me for every dollar they could while I was there. I’m not just going to break down and give them money for nothing years later.
I hear Rep. Weiner will not rest until he finds the real pervert.
The left is right. The fact that Rep. Weiner is a lying pervert is not news.
Most representatives are sociopaths. In a more enlightened system, every politician would end his career in jail.
Any reminder that the people in Washington are immoral freaks is useful.
All I want to do now is watch more Sherlock episodes. Why’d they only make three? Stupid British!
Next time I say something that upsets my wife, I’m going try saying, “Sorry, I was hacked.” as an excuse.
I thought cybercrime was when you got attacked by a cyborg. Then who do I report that to?
Worth a shot if your wife catches you in bed with another woman: “I was hacked!”
I don’t know if anyone noticed this, but the guy representing the 9th district in NY is named “Weiner”. I am not making this up.
I wonder what mean names he was called as a kid? “Preener”, “Beaner”, “Carpet Cleaner”?
When I die, I want my body to be donated to OCP so I’ll be made a robotic cop.