Obama has begun joking about his own economic failures (“Shovel-ready was not as … uh .. shovel-ready as we expected.”), so I guess it’s okay for us to do it too. I didn’t before, because I thought it would be mean since mentally Obama doesn’t seem to be all there. Anyway, here are some Obama economy jokes I just made:
Obama, Pelosi, and Reid walk into a bar. They then burn down the bar.
Afterwards the bar owner comes over and yells at them, “You just burnt down my bar! Everyone who worked there just lost their jobs!”
To which Obama says, “We inherited this from the Bush economy.”
Q. How much money does it cost to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Well, since after $800 billion the light bulb fell out and broke on the floor, we obviously need at least $800 billion more.
Obama walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, “Why is there a duck on your head?”
To which Obama says, “STOP FOCUSING ON DISTRACTIONS!!!”
An engineer, a physicist, and President Obama get their car stuck in a ditch, so they all work on solutions to get out of it. The engineer takes a tree branch and fashions it into a lever he says will be sufficient to lift the car. The physicist does some calculations and determines if the wheel is turned at a certain angle while a specific amount of gas is applied, the car will get out of the ditch. Barack Obama just grabs a sledge hammer and starts smashing the car while yelling, “Republicans did this!”
Actually, I don’t think I’m very good at writing jokes. Well, you can see if you do better in the comments.