Qwikster: So devoted to speed, we only spent ten seconds coming up with our name.
The only rich people who should be held accountable for this mess are the politicians in D.C.
Buttercup loves to dance, and she dances like one of those Night at the Roxbury guys.
The economy has been bad for a while. Has anyone tried whining about it?
I bet Blu-ray sales will plummet from bad publicity if space aliens attack us with blue death rays.
Google News has given me a gold badge in reading articles about video games.
I write for a major newspaper. I’m a big boy.
While congratulations are in order for your success try to remember who else writes for that “major newspaper”. Don’t give up your day job, a career in journalism is not necessarily stable, as we in my house are intimately aware.
Qwikster: So devoted to speed, we only use the US Postal Service!
Frank, I need to know more about the “green pigs who steal eggs” problem. I’m thinking of building a coop and having some hens lay eggs for me. I talked to some hens and they’re willing to work for what amounts to chicken feed but are worried about “green pigs” stealing their eggs. I’ve never heard of this. Are the green pigs just ugly bags of mostly rotten bacon looking for a cheap breakfast?
is this going to be like Green Acres in reverse? or maybe like the Beverly Hillbillies? Wow we could come up with an interesting theme song for you Frank.. NNNNNewww York Post is the place I’d rather be. BBBBloogiing from Idaho is no longer for me. Tax base so far and wide I’ll take Manhattan and leave the country side
Rich people pay their fair share already, and the government’s revenue would be far less if they refused too.
The people who should be held responsible are so called “Democrats” and their statist ilk. I agree with Rush Limbaugh, we should raise taxes on any Democrat or anyone who has ever voted for a Democrat in the past thirty years.
They are why we are in this mess, they are responsible for the housing bubble, the internet bubble, and any other bubble. They are responsible for over half of our deficit.
They are who created the Federal Reserve Bank that has failed America for almost a century. Their financial policies fail and their presence inhibits economic growth by default.
So “Democrats and their statist ilk” should be the ones to pay for the mess they have created.
Let me tell you all a story about a man named Frank
A poor engineer could barely fill his tank
Then one day he was bloggin’ some jokes
And ended up writin’ for the New York Post
Newspaper that is
Typeset
Inked
Well the next thing you know Frank’s publishin’ a book
And then Frank says “Hey, Sarah, look”
“teh east coast is the place we oughtta be”
So they packed up Buttercup and moved to NYC
New York City that is
Big money
Liberals
The New York Flemings! [cue banjo solo]
Hummmmm, I smell copyright infringement here.
/me whistles. What a pleasant thread.
“I write for a major newspaper. I’m a big boy.”
I hate to burst your bubble, but these days you can actually be President of the United States and still not be a big boy.
Those green pigs are no laughing matter. They ate all my eggs last night.
By the way, can I have another stimulus grant?
Green pigs? Is that where they get green ham from? If so, why aren’t the eggs also green?
It’s just a matter of time before ‘Green Pigs’ turn into ‘Feral Green Pigs’ and then ‘Federal Green Pigs and then ‘Glowing Wild Bores!’ For evidence of this phenomenon, I give you former Vice President Albert Gore.
BTW, DamnCat FTW
We won’t be satisfied until we see Fleming Tower in New York towering over Trump Plaza.You can tell which one is Fleming Plaza, it is guarded by the dinosaurs and lasers.
I question his tempo, SoB.
I question Jimmy’s face, SoB.
SoB, does DamnCat smoke? What’s that thing coming out his mouth? A cigar? A hot dog? Some kind of tuna snack? Let’s hope it’s not a tongue!
All tongue – every inch of it. Eat your heart out pal.
Nah… it looks like an Oscar Meyer Wiener or one of those Lil’ Smokies.
That’s DamnCat’s Peter Puffer Practice Kit! He spends hours on it every day!
So where’s the video of Buttercup dancing like the Night at the Roxbury guy? Complete with irritating song.
Or just have the same music we do…Mickey Mouse, Imagination Movers, and Veggietales.
Though my 3-year-old does watch Star Trek.
If Frank makes a ‘dancing baby’ video, it has to be to “Hooked on a Feeling”! 😉