Straight Line of the Day: Romney Has Intelligent, Qualified Women. What’s in Obama’s Binder?

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Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What’s in Obama’s binder?

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  1. A list of womyn willing to work for 19% less than the men, just for the CHANCE to be in HIS PRESENCES!! OMG , he is SO DREAMY!!!

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  2. 3 Very Clear Directives—Number 1, make sure that we are abandoning our Libyan personnel and doing whatever we need to win the election. Number 2, we’re going to cover-up exactly what happened so that they will never be able to pin us down. Number 3, find someone else to pin this on so that we can continue fundamentally transforming America.

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  3. Dog recipes

    His head

    Papers he hasn’t seen before signed by someone named Vince Foster

    A signed check from Hugo Chavez

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  4. Lyrics to 99 Bottles of Beer. ………………. Photos of Obama.

    Regulations for binders and their use. ….. FBI files. Just not enough FBI files.

    Proposals to tax binders. ………………….. Stuff marked Burn BEFORE Reading.

    Ikea catalog centerfold chair porn………… Manuscript of ‘Hawaii on 10,000 Taxpayers Dollars a Day, by BHO”.

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  5. michelle, debbie wasserman shultz, valerie jarrett, stephanie cutter, nancy pelosi, lena dunham and a chicken fried poodle.

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  6. a list of 5 steps to being named the twelfth imam, starting with step 1, destroy western civilization.

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  7. used to have pictures of clint eastwood.

    nothing, couldn’t figure out which side to open it up.

    very short bucket list.

    1001 and one ways to cook dogs and puppies.

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  8. Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What’s in Obama’s binder? The binder he got from Bill Clinton had several pages stuck together.

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  9. Obama has a binder full of Wookies.

    I saw Binder Full Of Wookies open for The Chesterfield Kings at the old Rat Club back in ’85.

    Helluva show! The Wookies and The CKs did an encore where they ran through the whole Sonics playlist. Prevost couldn’t talk afterwards and Meech and Cona wanted to sneak into Jeff Connoly’s place and raid his stash of Bushmill’s.

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  10. 3 envelopes, two of which are opened

    The invite list for his next fundraising dinner

    Love letters to Chairman Mao

    His 2nd term strategy: Continue to blame BOOOOOOOSH

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  11. Tramp-stamped skanks and walking vajayjays willing to trade votes for free contraceptives (and free abortions for when they get too drunk or stoned to remember to use the contraceptives).

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  12. ……recipes for doggy dinners (and I do mean doggy) like Aso Adoba a Philippine delicacy.

    …..a list of people to blame everything on.

    ……phone numbers of his international friends and Hollyweird homies.

    …… a copy of his actual birth certificate and college records.

    ……the escape plan for when the American public actually wakes us and understands he left 4 men to die at the hands of savages.

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  13. …the list of people he’s thrown under the bus.

    …all of the memos he will eventually get around to reading, as long as golf doesn’t get in the way.

    …binder? What binder? If it’s not on a teleprompter, it’s not worth reading.

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  14. First of all, ~~~~~ to DamnCat for this:
    DamnCat says:
    The opposite of intelligent, qualified women – Joe Biden.
    Alright, now for mine:
    Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What’s in Obama’s binder?
    Don’t know, but he stores it in his head bucket.
    Huh, that might be worthy of pizzahol, but it isn’t very bacon worthy. Oh, well.
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