Straight Line of the Day: Romney Has Intelligent, Qualified Women. What’s in Obama’s Binder?

Posted on October 29, 2012 12:00 pm

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Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What’s in Obama’s binder?

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47 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Romney Has Intelligent, Qualified Women. What’s in Obama’s Binder?”

  1. Conservatarian says:

    Monica’s dress; purchased at presidential auction

  2. Seanmom says:

    Big birds, mate!

  3. Gnostic surface says:

    Choom. Lots and lots of choom.

  4. DamnCat says:

    The opposite of intelligent, qualified women – Joe Biden.

  5. og says:

    Choom, choom choom choom
    Choom, choom choom choom

  6. rodney dill says:

    I was already considering “One does wonder what Obama keeps in his binders” as a Bottom of the Barrel caption to My contest at OTB.

  7. rodney dill says:

    His portfolio of ICHC submissions.

  8. rodney dill says:

    Obama has a binder full of Wookies.

  9. artvol11 says:

    Obama doesn’t keep his women in binders. He puts them in the stocks with his entitlement programs.

  10. rodney dill says:


  11. Greg says:

    A list of womyn willing to work for 19% less than the men, just for the CHANCE to be in HIS PRESENCES!! OMG , he is SO DREAMY!!!

  12. DamnCat says:


  13. rodney dill says:

    Government subsidized prophylactics

  14. Jack says:

    3 Very Clear Directives—Number 1, make sure that we are abandoning our Libyan personnel and doing whatever we need to win the election. Number 2, we’re going to cover-up exactly what happened so that they will never be able to pin us down. Number 3, find someone else to pin this on so that we can continue fundamentally transforming America.

  15. Brian says:

    Members of al Qaeda that will be part of his administration.

  16. hadsil says:

    Dog recipes

    His head

    Papers he hasn’t seen before signed by someone named Vince Foster

    A signed check from Hugo Chavez

  17. Dohimes says:

    Lyrics to 99 Bottles of Beer. ………………. Photos of Obama.

    Regulations for binders and their use. ….. FBI files. Just not enough FBI files.

    Proposals to tax binders. ………………….. Stuff marked Burn BEFORE Reading.

    Ikea catalog centerfold chair porn………… Manuscript of ‘Hawaii on 10,000 Taxpayers Dollars a Day, by BHO”.

  18. DamnCat says:

    The truth about Benghazi. And that’s where it’s staying.

  19. Mrs. C says:

    Cemetery rosters for Chicago and Detroit.

    Wine pairing for different breeds of dog.

  20. notacommy says:

    “Nightmare of My Father” (photograph of Moochelle)

  21. coldguy says:

    Liberal sluts too cheap to buy their own birth control.
    Fat, ugly, loud-mouthed lesbians.

  22. AwesometificAmerican says:

    Well it is not really a binder, but a scrap book of old golf scorecards and scented love letters from Chris Matthews.

  23. jw says:

    michelle, debbie wasserman shultz, valerie jarrett, stephanie cutter, nancy pelosi, lena dunham and a chicken fried poodle.

  24. tanstaafl says:

    a list of 5 steps to being named the twelfth imam, starting with step 1, destroy western civilization.

  25. morigu says:

    used to have pictures of clint eastwood.

    nothing, couldn’t figure out which side to open it up.

    very short bucket list.

    1001 and one ways to cook dogs and puppies.

  26. rodney dill says:

    Hanging chads

  27. hwuu says:

    Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What’s in Obama’s binder? The binder he got from Bill Clinton had several pages stuck together.

  28. hwuu says:

    A note from Valerie explaining the difference between a window and a door.

  29. hwuu says:

    Judging from Obama’s taste in women, his binder is full of klingon love poetry.

  30. Marc says:

    Sandra Fluke?

  31. Jimmy says:

    It’s a COOKBOOK!!

    “How to serve canines.”

  32. FormerHostage says:

    …his testicles?

    …his subscription to the “Excuse of the Month” club.

  33. FormerHostage says:

    Nothing. He just carries it around to look like he’s doing something.

  34. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Obama has a binder full of Wookies.

    I saw Binder Full Of Wookies open for The Chesterfield Kings at the old Rat Club back in ’85.

    Helluva show! The Wookies and The CKs did an encore where they ran through the whole Sonics playlist. Prevost couldn’t talk afterwards and Meech and Cona wanted to sneak into Jeff Connoly’s place and raid his stash of Bushmill’s.

  35. Writer says:

    His annotated and illustrated copy of Mao’s Little Red Book.

  36. rodney dill says:

    Honey Boo Boo

  37. CarolyntheMommy says:

    3 envelopes, two of which are opened

    The invite list for his next fundraising dinner

    Love letters to Chairman Mao

    His 2nd term strategy: Continue to blame BOOOOOOOSH

  38. Rectifier says:

    NCAA tourney picks

  39. CatsGodot says:

    Not sure, but we all know what’s in Bill Clinton’s black book…errr…binder.

  40. Crabby Old Bat says:

    Tramp-stamped skanks and walking vajayjays willing to trade votes for free contraceptives (and free abortions for when they get too drunk or stoned to remember to use the contraceptives).

  41. Dohtimes says:

    Signed in blood agreement with Satan: One soul for being Soul Brother Number One.

  42. seanmahair says:

    ……recipes for doggy dinners (and I do mean doggy) like Aso Adoba a Philippine delicacy.

    …..a list of people to blame everything on.

    ……phone numbers of his international friends and Hollyweird homies.

    …… a copy of his actual birth certificate and college records.

    ……the escape plan for when the American public actually wakes us and understands he left 4 men to die at the hands of savages.

  43. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …the list of people he’s thrown under the bus.

    …all of the memos he will eventually get around to reading, as long as golf doesn’t get in the way.

    …binder? What binder? If it’s not on a teleprompter, it’s not worth reading.

  44. Critter says:


  45. RAML says:

    Brazilian girls with tight butts (possible underaged)

  46. Bad Science says:

    First of all, ~~~~~ to DamnCat for this:
    DamnCat says:
    The opposite of intelligent, qualified women – Joe Biden.
    Alright, now for mine:
    Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What’s in Obama’s binder?
    Don’t know, but he stores it in his head bucket.
    Huh, that might be worthy of pizzahol, but it isn’t very bacon worthy. Oh, well.

  47. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “Binder? I don’t even know her.”

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