Straight Line of the Day: Just After Winning, Obama…

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Just after winning, Obama…

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  1. I expected Obama’s speech to be a little closer to this:

    “…the Republican’s attempt on my presidency has left my term scarred, and deformed. But I assure you, my resolve has NEVER been stronger!”

    “The remaining Tea Partiers will be hunted down and defeated!

    “In order to assure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Empire! For a safe and secure society!”

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  2. …thanked the millions of dead people, illegals and black panthers for their support.

    …was caught on a hot mic whispering to mooch-elle, “holy $s!t they fell for it.”

    …frowned as the thought of having to put up with another four years of Biden crept into his mind.

    …made a mental checklist of foreign leaders he has to be sure to bow to in the next four years.

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  3. …instituted a catch and release program on all uteri.

    …extended the gun free zone around him to include any United States of America he happens to be in at the time.

    …mandated all color charts include 18 shades lighter than Condoleezza Rice as black. 87 when he goes shirtless.

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  4. …oiled the hinge on his belly and fueled up Air Force One.

    …went to where he buried the Constitution and got all Gangnamy-ish.

    …sent out a tweet in Arabic taking full credit for the last four years, promises more.

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  5. … jumped up and was like, “YES! That’s right!” Then he high-fived everyone, did the running man, the worm, jumped up and down, and got really crazy and had a doughnut in front of Michelle. But he didn’t spike the football.

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