Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…

Posted on December 27, 2012 12:00 pm

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The weirdest thing about Obama’s golf cart…

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43 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…”

  1. Charon says:

    Unlike everything else, Obama is able to make it work.

  2. Apostic says:

    …is how it can’t be steered away from a cliff.

  3. Larsinkima says:

    It’s a racist.

  4. Genghis Khen says:

    …is the Baby on Board sign.

  5. Greg says:

    is the four wheel drive feature, so it can run over all the people who didn’t fit under the bus.

  6. RobbieC says:

    Much like a NASCAR car, it only turns Left.

  7. Mxymaster says:

    –like everything else Obama owns–is Obama.

  8. rodney dill says:

    Is a grappling hook incase he gets too close to the fiscal cliff.

  9. rodney dill says:

    The horn plays, ‘Money money money,’ by Abba.

  10. rodney dill says:

    …is the dog carrier for Bo on the roof.

  11. rodney dill says:

    …is that he keeps referring to it as the Silver Hornet.

  12. rodney dill says:

    …is its name… Par Farce One

  13. Steve says:

    …is that it pulls hard to the left, but the MSM keeps telling him it pulls slightly to the right.

  14. Apostic says:

    …when it pulls to the left, the driver has the illusion of going straignt.

  15. g says:

    … It is a litter carried upon the shoulders of the rich.

  16. rodney dill says:

    …is the bumper sticker… “NO WOOKIE FAT CHICKS”

    …is the bumper sticker… “Drive for show… putz for dough…”

  17. blarg says:

    The high capacity golf bag full off assault – style clubs.

    Didn’t we do this one already? Are we recycling straight lines now? Well, at least were conserving Internet by recycling posts! Take that global warming!

  18. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . is the hammer and sickle insignia on the hub caps.

  19. Chip says:

    …The seats are made from Fine Corinthian Leather.

  20. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …is the kiddie seat in back in case Biden joins him.

  21. Dohtimes says:

    …it has it’s own airplane.

    …it has racked up more miles than NASA the last four years.

    …the driver also has the title Secretary to the Assistant Director of Ball Washers.

  22. rodney dill says:

    @Chip #19: Well he is living on Fantasy Island.

  23. rodney dill says:

    …the cup holders only hold 16 oz. capacity cups

  24. Writer says:

    … the cigarette lighter and papers with the Presidential Seal located in the Glove Compartment.

  25. DamnCat says:

    …is the “Obama/Biden 2016″ bumper sticker.

  26. Dohtimes says:

    …the Brakes For Cats…Not For Dogs bumper sticker.

    …multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system.

    …Red phone on dash is hot line to Army Corps of Engineers.

  27. rodney dill says:

    @Dohtimes… …multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system.
    …that looks amazingly like a giant oar

  28. James says:

    The fact that it even runs despite being electric powered and built with non-union labor.

  29. CTCompromise says:

    The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is the teleprompter full of witty one liners for the press to quote.

  30. CTCompromise says:

    The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is that he has spent more time in it than in the Oval Office.

  31. CTCompromise says:

    The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…Is that it keeps reversing itself.

  32. CTCompromise says:

    The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…Is that it seems to speed towards the Dog Leg holes.

  33. a guy named Rob says:

    is that the screen on the GPS only shows YouTube videos

  34. a guy named Rob says:

    … are all the little dog stick figures on the back windshield with red Xs over them

  35. Jimmy says:

    … is the dead dogs being dragged behind it.

  36. Harvey says:

    @17 – Blarg, yeah, this might be a repeat, but not intentionally so. I don’t check the archives for duplication.

    I blame the slow news week for my lack of originality and inspiration.

    Also Bush.

    And racism.

  37. tanstaafl says:

    it’s sitting on a flying carpet

  38. rodney dill says:

    It’s been outfitted as a hydraulic lowrider.

    Racists need to ride in the back.

    The grass skirt dancing Klingon hulu girl on the dash.

  39. rodney dill says:

    The grass skirt dancing Klingon hula girl on the dash.
    (should’ve been hula, not hulu)

  40. Harvey says:

    @39 – Actually, Rodney, I think Hulu could use more dancing girls :-)

  41. Dohtimes says:

    …is the air freshener hanging from the left view mirror has “golf course scent”.

    …clubs in back are for union thugs to beat up non-union groundskeepers with.

    …it has a cardboard cut out of Obama that can be whisked to the Situation Room if an emergency arises.

  42. Writer says:

    Is the Cat on a leash and the shotgun in his golf Bag.

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