Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…

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The weirdest thing about Obama’s golf cart…

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  1. The high capacity golf bag full off assault – style clubs.

    Didn’t we do this one already? Are we recycling straight lines now? Well, at least were conserving Internet by recycling posts! Take that global warming!


  2. @17 – Blarg, yeah, this might be a repeat, but not intentionally so. I don’t check the archives for duplication.

    I blame the slow news week for my lack of originality and inspiration.

    Also Bush.

    And racism.


  3. …is the air freshener hanging from the left view mirror has “golf course scent”.

    …clubs in back are for union thugs to beat up non-union groundskeepers with.

    …it has a cardboard cut out of Obama that can be whisked to the Situation Room if an emergency arises.


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