Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…
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The weirdest thing about Obama’s golf cart…
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December 27th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
Unlike everything else, Obama is able to make it work.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:07 pm
…is how it can’t be steered away from a cliff.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:13 pm
It’s a racist.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
…is the Baby on Board sign.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
is the four wheel drive feature, so it can run over all the people who didn’t fit under the bus.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Much like a NASCAR car, it only turns Left.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:29 pm
–like everything else Obama owns–is Obama.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Is a grappling hook incase he gets too close to the fiscal cliff.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:35 pm
The horn plays, ‘Money money money,’ by Abba.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:36 pm
…is the dog carrier for Bo on the roof.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:36 pm
…is that he keeps referring to it as the Silver Hornet.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
…is its name… Par Farce One
December 27th, 2012 at 12:55 pm
…is that it pulls hard to the left, but the MSM keeps telling him it pulls slightly to the right.
December 27th, 2012 at 1:01 pm
…when it pulls to the left, the driver has the illusion of going straignt.
December 27th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
… It is a litter carried upon the shoulders of the rich.
December 27th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
…is the bumper sticker… “NO WOOKIE FAT CHICKS”
…is the bumper sticker… “Drive for show… putz for dough…”
December 27th, 2012 at 1:07 pm
The high capacity golf bag full off assault – style clubs.
Didn’t we do this one already? Are we recycling straight lines now? Well, at least were conserving Internet by recycling posts! Take that global warming!
December 27th, 2012 at 1:28 pm
. . . is the hammer and sickle insignia on the hub caps.
December 27th, 2012 at 2:17 pm
…The seats are made from Fine Corinthian Leather.
December 27th, 2012 at 2:21 pm
…is the kiddie seat in back in case Biden joins him.
December 27th, 2012 at 2:38 pm
…it has it’s own airplane.
…it has racked up more miles than NASA the last four years.
…the driver also has the title Secretary to the Assistant Director of Ball Washers.
December 27th, 2012 at 2:55 pm
@Chip #19: Well he is living on Fantasy Island.
December 27th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
…the cup holders only hold 16 oz. capacity cups
December 27th, 2012 at 3:01 pm
… the cigarette lighter and papers with the Presidential Seal located in the Glove Compartment.
December 27th, 2012 at 3:32 pm
…is the “Obama/Biden 2016″ bumper sticker.
December 27th, 2012 at 4:09 pm
…the Brakes For Cats…Not For Dogs bumper sticker.
…multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system.
…Red phone on dash is hot line to Army Corps of Engineers.
December 27th, 2012 at 4:15 pm
@Dohtimes… …multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system.
…that looks amazingly like a giant oar
December 27th, 2012 at 5:08 pm
The fact that it even runs despite being electric powered and built with non-union labor.
December 27th, 2012 at 5:31 pm
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is the teleprompter full of witty one liners for the press to quote.
December 27th, 2012 at 5:34 pm
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is that he has spent more time in it than in the Oval Office.
December 27th, 2012 at 5:38 pm
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…Is that it keeps reversing itself.
December 27th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…Is that it seems to speed towards the Dog Leg holes.
December 27th, 2012 at 6:26 pm
is that the screen on the GPS only shows YouTube videos
December 27th, 2012 at 6:28 pm
… are all the little dog stick figures on the back windshield with red Xs over them
December 27th, 2012 at 6:39 pm
… is the dead dogs being dragged behind it.
December 27th, 2012 at 7:42 pm
@17 – Blarg, yeah, this might be a repeat, but not intentionally so. I don’t check the archives for duplication.
I blame the slow news week for my lack of originality and inspiration.
Also Bush.
And racism.
December 27th, 2012 at 8:41 pm
it’s sitting on a flying carpet
December 28th, 2012 at 9:09 am
It’s been outfitted as a hydraulic lowrider.
Racists need to ride in the back.
The grass skirt dancing Klingon hulu girl on the dash.
December 28th, 2012 at 9:10 am
The grass skirt dancing Klingon hula girl on the dash.
(should’ve been hula, not hulu)
December 28th, 2012 at 9:19 am
@39 – Actually, Rodney, I think Hulu could use more dancing girls
December 28th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
…is the air freshener hanging from the left view mirror has “golf course scent”.
…clubs in back are for union thugs to beat up non-union groundskeepers with.
…it has a cardboard cut out of Obama that can be whisked to the Situation Room if an emergency arises.
December 28th, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Is the Cat on a leash and the shotgun in his golf Bag.
December 29th, 2012 at 9:02 pm
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