Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The weirdest thing about Obama’s golf cart…

Send to Kindle
1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

43 Comments

  1. The high capacity golf bag full off assault – style clubs.

    Didn’t we do this one already? Are we recycling straight lines now? Well, at least were conserving Internet by recycling posts! Take that global warming!

    0
    0
  2. @17 – Blarg, yeah, this might be a repeat, but not intentionally so. I don’t check the archives for duplication.

    I blame the slow news week for my lack of originality and inspiration.

    Also Bush.

    And racism.

    0
    0
  3. …is the air freshener hanging from the left view mirror has “golf course scent”.

    …clubs in back are for union thugs to beat up non-union groundskeepers with.

    …it has a cardboard cut out of Obama that can be whisked to the Situation Room if an emergency arises.

    0
    0
  4. Pingback: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

Leave a Reply