Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…

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The weirdest thing about Obama’s golf cart…

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  1. The high capacity golf bag full off assault – style clubs.

    Didn’t we do this one already? Are we recycling straight lines now? Well, at least were conserving Internet by recycling posts! Take that global warming!

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  2. …it has it’s own airplane.

    …it has racked up more miles than NASA the last four years.

    …the driver also has the title Secretary to the Assistant Director of Ball Washers.

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  3. …the Brakes For Cats…Not For Dogs bumper sticker.

    …multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system.

    …Red phone on dash is hot line to Army Corps of Engineers.

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  4. The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is the teleprompter full of witty one liners for the press to quote.

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  5. The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is that he has spent more time in it than in the Oval Office.

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  6. @17 – Blarg, yeah, this might be a repeat, but not intentionally so. I don’t check the archives for duplication.

    I blame the slow news week for my lack of originality and inspiration.

    Also Bush.

    And racism.

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  7. …is the air freshener hanging from the left view mirror has “golf course scent”.

    …clubs in back are for union thugs to beat up non-union groundskeepers with.

    …it has a cardboard cut out of Obama that can be whisked to the Situation Room if an emergency arises.

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