Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart… Posted by Harvey on 27 December 2012, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. The weirdest thing about Obama’s golf cart… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
is the four wheel drive feature, so it can run over all the people who didn’t fit under the bus. Loading... Reply to this comment
…is that it pulls hard to the left, but the MSM keeps telling him it pulls slightly to the right. Loading... Reply to this comment
…when it pulls to the left, the driver has the illusion of going straignt. Loading... Reply to this comment
…is the bumper sticker… “NO WOOKIE FAT CHICKS” …is the bumper sticker… “Drive for show… putz for dough…” Loading... Reply to this comment
The high capacity golf bag full off assault – style clubs. Didn’t we do this one already? Are we recycling straight lines now? Well, at least were conserving Internet by recycling posts! Take that global warming! Loading... Reply to this comment
…it has it’s own airplane. …it has racked up more miles than NASA the last four years. …the driver also has the title Secretary to the Assistant Director of Ball Washers. Loading... Reply to this comment
… the cigarette lighter and papers with the Presidential Seal located in the Glove Compartment. Loading... Reply to this comment
…the Brakes For Cats…Not For Dogs bumper sticker. …multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system. …Red phone on dash is hot line to Army Corps of Engineers. Loading... Reply to this comment
@Dohtimes… …multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system. …that looks amazingly like a giant oar Loading... Reply to this comment
The fact that it even runs despite being electric powered and built with non-union labor. Loading... Reply to this comment
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is the teleprompter full of witty one liners for the press to quote. Loading... Reply to this comment
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is that he has spent more time in it than in the Oval Office. Loading... Reply to this comment
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…Is that it keeps reversing itself. Loading... Reply to this comment
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…Is that it seems to speed towards the Dog Leg holes. Loading... Reply to this comment
… are all the little dog stick figures on the back windshield with red Xs over them Loading... Reply to this comment
@17 – Blarg, yeah, this might be a repeat, but not intentionally so. I don’t check the archives for duplication. I blame the slow news week for my lack of originality and inspiration. Also Bush. And racism. Loading... Reply to this comment
It’s been outfitted as a hydraulic lowrider. Racists need to ride in the back. The grass skirt dancing Klingon hulu girl on the dash. Loading... Reply to this comment
The grass skirt dancing Klingon hula girl on the dash. (should’ve been hula, not hulu) Loading... Reply to this comment
…is the air freshener hanging from the left view mirror has “golf course scent”. …clubs in back are for union thugs to beat up non-union groundskeepers with. …it has a cardboard cut out of Obama that can be whisked to the Situation Room if an emergency arises. Loading... Reply to this comment
Unlike everything else, Obama is able to make it work.
…is how it can’t be steered away from a cliff.
It’s a racist.
…is the Baby on Board sign.
is the four wheel drive feature, so it can run over all the people who didn’t fit under the bus.
Much like a NASCAR car, it only turns Left.
–like everything else Obama owns–is Obama.
Is a grappling hook incase he gets too close to the fiscal cliff.
The horn plays, ‘Money money money,’ by Abba.
…is the dog carrier for Bo on the roof.
…is that he keeps referring to it as the Silver Hornet.
…is its name… Par Farce One
…is that it pulls hard to the left, but the MSM keeps telling him it pulls slightly to the right.
…when it pulls to the left, the driver has the illusion of going straignt.
… It is a litter carried upon the shoulders of the rich.
…is the bumper sticker… “NO WOOKIE FAT CHICKS”
…is the bumper sticker… “Drive for show… putz for dough…”
The high capacity golf bag full off assault – style clubs.
Didn’t we do this one already? Are we recycling straight lines now? Well, at least were conserving Internet by recycling posts! Take that global warming!
. . . is the hammer and sickle insignia on the hub caps.
…The seats are made from Fine Corinthian Leather.
…is the kiddie seat in back in case Biden joins him.
…it has it’s own airplane.
…it has racked up more miles than NASA the last four years.
…the driver also has the title Secretary to the Assistant Director of Ball Washers.
@Chip #19: Well he is living on Fantasy Island.
…the cup holders only hold 16 oz. capacity cups
… the cigarette lighter and papers with the Presidential Seal located in the Glove Compartment.
…is the “Obama/Biden 2016” bumper sticker.
…the Brakes For Cats…Not For Dogs bumper sticker.
…multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system.
…Red phone on dash is hot line to Army Corps of Engineers.
@Dohtimes… …multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system.
…that looks amazingly like a giant oar
The fact that it even runs despite being electric powered and built with non-union labor.
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is the teleprompter full of witty one liners for the press to quote.
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is that he has spent more time in it than in the Oval Office.
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…Is that it keeps reversing itself.
The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…Is that it seems to speed towards the Dog Leg holes.
is that the screen on the GPS only shows YouTube videos
… are all the little dog stick figures on the back windshield with red Xs over them
… is the dead dogs being dragged behind it.
@17 – Blarg, yeah, this might be a repeat, but not intentionally so. I don’t check the archives for duplication.
I blame the slow news week for my lack of originality and inspiration.
Also Bush.
And racism.
it’s sitting on a flying carpet
It’s been outfitted as a hydraulic lowrider.
Racists need to ride in the back.
The grass skirt dancing Klingon hulu girl on the dash.
The grass skirt dancing Klingon hula girl on the dash.
(should’ve been hula, not hulu)
@39 – Actually, Rodney, I think Hulu could use more dancing girls 🙂
…is the air freshener hanging from the left view mirror has “golf course scent”.
…clubs in back are for union thugs to beat up non-union groundskeepers with.
…it has a cardboard cut out of Obama that can be whisked to the Situation Room if an emergency arises.
Is the Cat on a leash and the shotgun in his golf Bag.
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