Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Apple’s CEO Said “Amazing New Products Are Coming”. First Up:…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

KUC, I feel fatter already.
@1 walrus, I don’t speak acronym. Hey, and why don’t you ever submit comments for MY lines, huh??
@2 – Have you tried offering him cookies in a bucket?
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lolrus
Kiss Up Cookies = KUC of course!
I would venture a go but I’m confused about posting there is a manner that is consistent with my assets.
Well I guess I figured it out. So now you may have to put up with me there as well.
♫ I’m so happy when you dance with me ♫