Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “In California, a “Gargantuan” Tortoise Was Fatally Struck After Wandering onto I-10. Why Did the Tortoise Try to Cross the Road?”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

Your “Click here” produces a 404.
Hmmm, the closest that turns up is either…
390D Drunk, unconscious
415 Disturbance
420 Razor broken
430 Cigar smoke
440 Out of Scotch
I don’t know, Walrus, but if I were Miss Anony, I’d give Harvey a 666 if he doesn’t hurry up and fix this!
Hmmm…
647 Lewd conduct (various subsections)
653M Threatening phone calls
You got some other police code book out there?
669 Exceeded check-out time
670 Reckless entanglement
DOH!
A “helpful feature” of WordPress, where omitting the [http://] preceding a URL makes the link get all Obamacare Signup.
Fixed now.
Sorry about that.
If by “fixed” you mean going from a 404 error page to a 403 Forbidden! notice, then yep, it’s fixed.
@8 Worked ok for me…
Well, worst case, Nuking Politics is listed in IMAO’s blogroll (<--- left sidebar), so click over and scroll down.
That “403 For Biden,” Crabby.
*ba da clunk*
(So, where WAS Harvey? Huh? Huh? Mm-ummmm.)
@10 – Scouring the dingy corners of the internet for tomorrow’s entertainment.
Wow. Leave the computer for an afternoon, and look at all the excitement I missed!
You guys can’t just go to nukingpolitics.com all by yourself?
Huh!
Some of us are addicted to IMAO, Miss Anony. Learning new habits is difficult.
@12 You were supposed to leave a trail of cookie crumbs you know.