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Hillary Clinton raked in a record $2.1 million in one fundraiser. How did she do it?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton raked in a record $2.1 million in one fundraiser. How did she do it?
… She only invited the Fed (and their printing presses).
… She held the event in Moscow.
… People thought it was a gun show.
Her secretary found it in some donated billing records.
ISIS needs more butter on that side.
She’s not going to run, for the right price.
She is still in charge of White House security.
It took a village…
She tried her hand at pork bellies this time…
She promised NOT to write another book…
There was ann extra charge for to leaving early.
…held a raffle on the White House silver she stole the last time she was there.
…suggested that it actually might make a difference at this point.
Returned for deposit all those Budweiser cans Bill kept from celebrating each of his “conquests”.
It’s latest in a series of attacks by home grown terrorists.
She ditched the lipstick and went with the poke.
It’s fashionable for those trying to destroy America to put on suicide investments.
…those in attendance were afraid of Mrs. Katzenjammers rolling pin.
Her supporters like to cash, credit, and/or check their privilege.
She started twerking. There were pay toilets.
. . . didn’t charge for admission but did charge to leave.
She arranged for pre-paid, aborted babies before ingesting them.
Participants thought it was a “Cash for Clunkers” event.
Attendees were rendering unto Ms. Seizure what is Ms. Seizure’s.
Advertisements for the event contained a typo. People thought they were buying tickets to see George Clinton.
That’s after converting to Zimbabwean dollars.
It includes generous donations from several Nigerian princes
… she invested a mere $1,000 in “donation futures” and just got lucky, you know?
With a very big rake.
By promising not to show her cankles in public.
Auctioned off the one scruple she had left.
Sunk lower than ever before and offered to sell her new grandchild.
That desperate financial appeal: “Please give generously to support harpies research.”
** Shadow puppet show with the real personages doing the voices.
** She advertised Free Admission, but it was $1,000 to get out-the-doors and Bill’s Secret Service Team spent the entire time publicly cleaning their Mini-Uzis, at the exits.
** She sold Selfies of her assistant Huma’s hubbie [Weiner] to any old bag who asked for them plus, they had-to use the secret password. {Orgasm}
She had a special table display – FBI and IRS files for each attendee, with a giant “Reset” button next to them, all for one price.
@Bob B: +1… Heh. “Nice files you got here, Colonel….”
…she threatened to unleash Bill on their daughters and wives.
…they reminded the donors that Vince Foster ‘regretted’ not donating enough to Bill’s campaign and wanted to make sure they didn’t make the same ‘regrettable’ mistake.
…So, some guys went out for a walk one night and decided to donate a bunch of money to her campaign. At this point, what difference does it make?
Hillary Clinton raked in a record $2.1 million in one fundraiser. How did she do it?
– By selling a sh!tload of Thin Mints to Rosie O’Donnell.
– With a leaf blower. (“Raked in” … get it? Screw it, I guess lawn care humor is a visual art)
– By repeatedly performing the Balkan Bullet Dodging trick at the Texas State Fair.
– Selling waivers from Obamacare 2018, aka HillaryCare 2.0
– Auctioned off the Secret Service surveillance videos of Bill and Monica.
-By promising to never, ever make that maniacal laughing sound again.
– Mandatory kissing booth at the edit: $25k per kiss, $100k for no tongue.
*exit (stoopid Otto korrect)
She invited the most intelligent, principled, politically aware, mainstream Americans she knew. She went to Hollywood.
…$5 at a time sir, $5 at a time
…by sales of her “Monica blew my husband and all I got was this t-shirt” merchandise
…by taking in 6.7 Million of democratic fools money, and “misfiling” 4.6 million into a separate account labeled “keeping people silent”
…by cashing the check from the CDC. Now we know why they can only look at sandwiches instead of diseases
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..by charging $10,000 to sit for 10 minutes at the desk the intern was under.
Duh! Bake Sale!!! (Cookies, of course)
Sold a lot of watered-down orange drink.