Daily Buy My T-Shirt Reminder

I just looked at how many people have pre-ordered my t-shirt and compared it with the population of the world and have come to the conclusion that not everyone has pre-ordered my t-shirt yet. What is wrong with you? Do you not recognize a great deal when you see one?
You buy now!

11 Comments

  1. Frank, I would buy a tshirt, but I barely have enough money to buy books next semester. Sure, you say, but who needs books when you can have this great tshirt? Well, it’s either one or the other, and my mom would kill me if I didn’t buy books. So really, you should blame my mom.
    But don’t let her know you blame her, or she’ll come after you. She has powers.

  2. Frank, you can’t expect everyone in the world to buy your shirt. Remember, al Quaeda and France have been training terrorists by the thousand for years. Clearly they don’t want attention drawn to them, so why would they buy such a great shirt? And then there are muckadoos like the guy who posted right above me (anonymously of course) who had terrible grammar and misuse the word “amongst.” You can’t expect dumb hippies like them to buy your shirt either.
    I, however, not having a life, preordered mine early.

  3. In my humble opinion, anyone who leaves a nasty or just plain rude post without at least using an alias is a coward only matched by the man who notices a grenade thrown into his foxhole and then, instead of throwing himself on top of it or even just alerting his companions, quietly sneaks out and hides behind something while the rest of them die.
    An extreme analogy? Maybe. But the least an insulter could do is leave a name for the other, more courteous posters to make fun of.

  4. Joanna – You know the person is just afraid of the T-shirt. He knows if anyone gets near him with it, it may make too much sense, which would cause his head to explode. Or it could be drugs.
    To the other person who is afraid to tell who he is – FOAD

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