Do to business/laziness, I’m not going to have time for more posts this week. I may post more, I may not, but if I don’t, happy Thanksgiving.
Starting next monday, though, will be the bestest week of IMAO, guaranteed. Tons of the funniest post all so I can whore my t-shirt and start the make Frank rich and famous club.
Now I must rest and let the funny build inside me in preparation.
Until then, buy my t-shirt.
“pleasing taste, some monsterism…”
“Please Sir, May I have some more…”
Relax…
Become one with the Funny.
Feel the Funny flow through you and around you.
Use the Funny, Frank.
Myself, I’d suggest becoming one with the turkey.
Have a happy Thanksgiving.
I really hope “becoming one with the turkey” doesn’t entail having sex with it, because I’m hungry for non-molested turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving FrankJ. 🙂
ahhhhhh that was scary. you really should have put “temporarily, and not even for very long either” in the title. i bet you caused some suicides.
It’s poor manners to take off and not direct your despondent readers to a handful of crappy blogs that will make them appreciate you all the more upon your return.
I volunteer to be one of those crappy blogs. It’s the least I can do.
A Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours from the token liberal!
Regards,
Joseph
Having just stumbled upon this joke of a site, I cant believe how many of u have got ur heads stuck up this Frank’s ass!! I mean he’s obviously some fat spineless b**ard with no friends and absolutley fck all else to do. tut tut
May god have mercy on ur sad lil’ souls!!
aelfheld said:
Myself, I’d suggest becoming one with the turkey.
At my house the turkey is going to become one with me.
i have challenged my turkey to a duel. little does it know that i come equipped with a knife, fork, appetite, and bass pale ale.
I agree with Jennifer about the crappy blog links thing. I’ll volunteer also, just to help.
I’m curious as to whether Frank would be funnier if we sent him threats to “be funny or else,” or if he’d be funnier if we let him relax and take it easy…
Personally, I feel threats are more fun, but it just doesn’t feel right to threaten Frank.
It’s a conspiracy I tell you! An unholy union of monkeys, ninjas, and hippies have kidnapped Frank and made him write that in an absurd plan to get us to stop checking in on his site for the rest of the week…..treacherous bastards…
Ha ha! I’m going to post really funny posts when you aren’t looking and the delete them after the holiday!
Fool! You know we come here every hour like crack addicts looking for a hit.
That’s it! I’m gonna threaten you so good, Frank…
Grabs one-way ticket to France
Idle hands make brave monkeys…
Spineless fu*ks make great worms, they slither in the darkness but sooner or later’ll get stamped on like shit, by….i dunno a monkey!!
shit what am I spose to do now? can’t go home to my family …Frank your all I have.
Frank, you better start posting because the comment sections seem to get funnier and funnier as each day goes bye without a post…
Ha! More like laziness, Frank. Mom said that you just got some new games and were going to play them all weekend.
OK, maybe I’m just dumb, but what is this “free ice cream” thing? I’m just asking, yo.
Also, I like the fact that nobody is feeding the anonymous troll.
Sean – “free ice cream” comes from the phrase “don’t complain about free ice cream”. Just a reminder that all the goodies at IMAO are coming gratis, and that the host expects that you should be grateful for what you get instead of complaining about its quality or frequency. See also: “Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”
Frank – Since it’s Thanksgiving, I just wanted to say that I’m thankful for insanely funny bloggers from Florida.
Happy Thanksgiving, Francis.
I think Frank went with Empress Rice and the President to Iraq! Tell us all about it, Frank!
Sure seemed like an In My World episode…
why the hell do I keep comming back evryday?….just to find nothing
why the hell do I keep comming back evryday?….just to find nothing
“Sure seemed like an In My World episode..”
That’s what I said. 😀
I think someone at the Whitehouse has been reading Frank J!
War! Breaking News
It’s a holiday weekend, so I didn’t think anything of the fact both Frank and Daniel were blogging lightly. But then…someone sent me this picture and it all made horrific sense. The light blogging, the fact Daniel is not listed…
There are no weird people – some just require more understanding.