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  1. I don’t watch tv, and I’d never actually heard Dean talk until I just watched that video you linked to. I wish I hadn’t done it. I need to clean my ears out with peroxide. Good lord. What is that man on??? Anyone who actually wants him to be president should lose their voting privileges.
    He sounds like a neutered monkey on viagra spotting the last banana in the jungle.

  2. sandor, if my choices are socialists, bunnies, kittens, or baby harp seals, I’ll go for the socialists. Ethically, you should always use the lowest life form possible. The fact that they’re decidedly uncute doesn’t hurt in the selection.

  3. I laughed for about 3 minutes when I heard him do that last night. I was expecting him to name a city by accident: “Tennessee! South Carolina! California! Boston!” But to no avail.
    I thought it was more of a screech, much like a cross between a howler monkey, a bat and a wolf.

  4. I’m not exactly sure but it reminds me a lot of a comedy album my dad used to play for me when I was a kid. Stan Freeburg did an interesting version of the Yellow Rose of Texas and his opening rebel yell sounded somewhat similar to Dean’s meltdown scream. (Though Freeburg’s Yaayeeeeeeyeaaaaaaaaah was much longer than Howie’s)

  5. But sandor, keep in mind the maxim “You are what you eat.” As I have no desire or intention to become a socialist I certainly wouldn’t entertain the idea of making a meal of one of them. Besides, isn’t the USDA trying to prevent the spread of Mad How disease?

  6. Being at work, I haven’t yet a had a chance to listen to the Dean Scream. However, talking with a nasty democrat this morning, she said that the Dean supporters after the caucus last night were booing and jeering at the Kerry and Edwards supports. Apparantly the whole Dean brigade was made up of howler monkeys. Would explain a lot.

  7. “Aaaayyyyyiiiiiiiaarrrrrg!!!”
    LMAO…
    That was just too funny. Too bad he couldn’t actually talk about some issues. And what was that, a class lesson on the state names for adults? Shesh. Ya know, he stood there with the “Take Back Our Country” or whatever slogan in the background, picks up the flag and starts waving it while his supporters are going “Dean, Dean, Dean”….and all I could think was…’and they accuse the REPUBLICANS of propaganda?? I don’t think we’d see a Republican candidate for POTUS stomping and yelling like that.’ Although, a little more stomping and yelling by our candidates to get our ideas across WOULD be nice….
    mutters while walking off and reloading

  8. I missed it all last night (watching Bruce Almighty instead. eh.) But the jocks on my radio station kept playing it over and over as I was driving in this morning. These guys specialize in parody and I thought the damn thing was a joke. Wasn’t until I got to the office and started reading the Web that I realized it was genuine.
    BTW, I think it goes somep’n like this: “YEEEEEEEEEIIGGHHAAAAAAHHHH!!!!”

  9. You know, I heard that sound on a Secret Service tape. Twice.
    They caught it in the hall outside the Clinton’s bedroom at the White House, the day that the Lewinsky story broke.
    The tape begins with the sound, then –
    AGENT: “Mr. President, is there a problem?”
    POTUS: “Hey y’all, we’re o.k. Stay out, o.k.??? “Hillary, HONEY – I’m sorry I got caught..NO…I mean..I mean I won’t do it again. I promise! Don’t do the strap-on again…no…NO!
    “WwwwwwyyyyYYYYYYYEEEAAaaaaGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!”
    The agents, wisely, stayed in the hall. Stopping a bullet is one thing. Nobody gets paid THAT much.

  10. sandor, you may have stumbled onto the transmission method for the socialist prions. Now if we can only find a way to halt the spread of this terrible mind-wasting disease. I think we need to take a page from the British, and start slaughtering these herds of disease-bearing socialists and burning the carcasses before they infect any one else. It’s a drastic step, I know, but how else are we to protect the public?

  11. so I’m sittin in my mobile home (trailer) at the mobile home park (trailer park) in south dallas watchin the ole tube last night whilst the ole lady was fixin up a batch of squirrel gravy when that dang guy come on the screen and commenced calling every hog in the state of texas. i swear to God, he would have won first prize at the hog callin at the state fair. aint no doubt about it. them other contestents nevar had a chancit, and thats fur sure. i swear, that ole boy is a natural. what part of Kentucky is he frum? but i guess he lost, cuz he was madder than a wet hen. and that’s fur shore.
    mikey

  12. If only he had been this funny as governor! He never did anything like this in Vermont. As for the sound, I think Ross has it: words can not do it justice… btw, I almost crashed my truck when I heard that I was laughing so hard!

  13. That wasn’t a growl.
    He was talking demonese, the language of the armies of darkness. Roughly Translated he said: “I laugh heartily in the grey boned face of Death…Something about…motions to me with a bloodsoaked finger…something something…lunch with Satan and Stalin…something, something…feast on your vacuous souls…Nuke Iowa…Dean 2004!”
    And please, no questions about how I know this.

  14. Dean sounded like he was possessed by the voice of Satan from the ‘Animaniacs’ cartoons! Ending with a screech similar to a Oranguatan having its testicles squeezed!… “Yeeeeeahhhhhrrrrrrr!”

  15. It takes a true Vermonter to decipher Dean’s message, as follows:
    “I’m a Doctor, Jim! Not a politician! The Iowa voters are weak and stupid, and I will cut off their farm subsidies when I become President!”
    (with apologies to Star Trek and Animal House)

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