I’ve just finished updating my random quote generator so that it now has everything up until the end of March 2003. As I look at my old stuff, I can’t help but exclaim, “Hot damn! I am a comic genius!” And I just keep getting even more geniuser.
If you want to add IMAO quotes to your website and thus make it funnier, put this in your mainpage template:
<script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://www.imao.us/docs/quotes.txt”></script>
Dave Barry isn’t allowed to add it, as I don’t want anymore people visiting his site. (Damn; then why’d I just hyperlink him?)

Ugh.
Man, what’s it take to become a columnist these days? I could write better than that while suffering from an open head wound. I should sue her for bringing down the property value of my genre.
Anyway, the real deal will be showing up again tomorrow morning.
(Thanks to Veeshir for pointing me to that heresy.)