Come, Coward! Face Me!

I just suddenly got a number of e-mails saying I’m signed up for a bunch of newsletters of a left-leaning nature (he/she used “Frank James” as my name). If someone has a problem with me, be man/woman enough to face me. I’ll meet you after school behind the gym. I may or may not have a gun.

Geek Joke

A co-worker of mine says he saw this on a t-shirt, and, being that a lot of what I do is digital engineer (not here, obviously), I found it pretty funny:

There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

If you can’t count to thirty-two on one hand, you probably won’t get this.
UPDATE: Here’s the link to that t-shirt. Wait a second; why am I linking to other t-shirts? Don’t be a geek; but my t-shirt.
Also, in the same vein (vain? vane?), here’s another geek t-shirt I think I remember once hearing about:

100 bottles of beer on the wall. 100 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, FF bottles of beer on the wall…

The Universal Democratic Underground Thread

I don’t think there is a single blog out there I read that hasn’t at least once linked to Democratic Underground’s Forum. The place is like a train wreck of human thought; you just can’t help but gawk at their twisted logic and wild-eyed conspiracy theories. I’ve even ended up becoming addicted to the site; anytime there is breaking news, I think, “I wonder what the nuts are saying about this,” and head straight for DU. It’s like a daily freak show. Yet, I’ve begun to tire of it, and I realized why. In the end, it’s really just the same thing over and over. After careful analysis (two minutes thought), I think I broke down all the variance of opinion you’ll ever see on DU and put into one imitated thread. They will often go on longer than this, but then it’s a lot of the same posts being made over and over by other people.
Well, without further ado, here is the…
UNIVERSAL DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND THREAD

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