And damn your eyes!
Bah! Women… who needs them? With their emotions and feelings and how they expect you to know what they’re thinking but you’d have to be complete psychotic to be on the same wavelength.
Yeah, they’re just a waste of time and money. I’m so much more productive not being currently attached. Happy even. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Sky is the limit for ‘ole Frankie-boy with no broad weighting me down. Freedom… that’s what I have.
Happy happy free Frank, that’s who I am. Yeah!
Yeah.
…yeah…
Man I wish I had my HDTV back…
UPDATE: The Patriette reminded me that, in all my celebration of my freedom, I forgot about those in the military who are separated by oceans from their loved ones on this holiday (which includes a friend of mine who has just left again for Iraq and thus will be away from his wife on this occasion). We’re all praying for you, and it’s appropriate we reflect on this sacrifice.