Happy Valentine’s Day!

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And damn your eyes!
Bah! Women… who needs them? With their emotions and feelings and how they expect you to know what they’re thinking but you’d have to be complete psychotic to be on the same wavelength.
Yeah, they’re just a waste of time and money. I’m so much more productive not being currently attached. Happy even. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Sky is the limit for ‘ole Frankie-boy with no broad weighting me down. Freedom… that’s what I have.
Happy happy free Frank, that’s who I am. Yeah!
Yeah.
…yeah…
Man I wish I had my HDTV back…
UPDATE: The Patriette reminded me that, in all my celebration of my freedom, I forgot about those in the military who are separated by oceans from their loved ones on this holiday (which includes a friend of mine who has just left again for Iraq and thus will be away from his wife on this occasion). We’re all praying for you, and it’s appropriate we reflect on this sacrifice.

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  5. Lars, I wonder what is the limit between gayism and sexism. We live in a world of men. They decide of everything, in business, in the cinema that have invaded our lives, in the fashion in everywhere that makes the women world. Women are objectized, only just considered as cows, without wit (a woman, what ever she does, always have less wit than a man. Eventually, she is stupid enough to think that her men counterpart could be honest), dressed as hippies, and smelling the garden of roses… just as the water closet.
    Poesy, romance which is not a damn way of being stupid is not taught to girls so then they can fit the ranks. Just as cows I said, without wit, fantasy, neither fun.
    So, it seems, that the men having sex or not together for the most are gays, as long as they do not consider to give the women equal rights.
    BTW, I have never though that Bush was a sexist, which is the best reason I know to vote for him.

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  6. OK Frank, then try to make a TV donation on your blog.
    It seems that American TV are a lot more expensive than European. In France, for a new flat Philips, with surround sounds and everything… well it’s about 25000 euros. But there is the same, without the marque for 7000 euros, credits, and everything.
    If you put for example a paypal subscription on IMAO, for example 5 dollars a month to be able to access the new In My World than you send with a mailing list, you can buy a new TV, aren’t you ?

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  8. I think it would better work than your patronize “In my World”, and you could publish a permalink list, for every subscribers of IMAO. And eventually publish your book that way. You can even print it with Cafe Express. All you need to do is the pdf file. Then make your readers list, print your book, and send a copy to the editors.
    And previous everything, fill an ISBN and ISSN and IDDN form to protect your work, so no one can make false copies of your work. You will find the ISBN and ISSN to the national library, and the IDDN here: iddn.org
    This kind of publication is called “à compte d’auteur”, but it’s legal and does not cost you anything. It’s also the best way to make money on your work without the doubts of working for an editor. And once a year, don’t forget to declare every buck you have won on that… so when choosing your mailing script, better his to have a registration date and the history of the people.

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  15. Me I need a man to restore my house, but it seems hard to find this kind nowadays.A neighbor of mine, a very old man (75-80), came home last week and said. “Oh I see, oh that’s
    clear, young men now are lazy. They will wait until the house is done to come and harass you for wedding”.
    Fortunately it won’t happen, I have spread the rumor that I wanted to marry an American, but to get the house repair from America is impossible. The problem here is the incompetence of the workers. No taste, no art, nothing.
    All that to say that I don’t need a vacuum cleaner, but a good life assurance for the dust I breath every days. Considering this, men’s life is not funny at all. I have always been told that men were good to take out the dustbins… but house repair is hard also when you face an electric board and you don’t know anything about electricity…
    I think that the only good reason for a woman to marry a man, except love is reparations. But sometimes, I wonder which are the good reasons for a man to marry a woman. They don’t win anything in marriage, except, eventually, having children with the guaranty they’re yours. But gays can have this same guaranty nowadays. There are girls who have blank weddings, get paid to carry a baby, and divorce with money for the father to keep the children. That’s medical prostitution, but that’s real, and it’s a lot more easy than abortion. As a long time ago the women had to abort secretly, some, nowadays, give birth secretly also.

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  16. Lars, I only meant that at plus or at minus, most men are gays. Even if they don’t consummate their social attraction to men.
    Mayor Jimmy, here is the point, because in normal relations between men and women, nowadays, you don’t even need to spend a buck. I mean, a man that pays to have a woman is or mainly stupid, or definitively ugly, or a dump ass. It is so easy.
    What I meant is that the hard thing cost you money during normal relations. A woman will always wait until you fell in love to cost you the most ever. Flowers, rings, perfumes, shoes, and if you really want her to be special, dresses, restaurants, theater, etc…
    Sure you pay to have some good time, but it might cost you a lot until you marry. After marriage, women usually become a lot more reasonable. No more perfumes, no more flowers except those in the gardens to which you’ll have to work hard for those, and as for cleaning the house… you know… children always make that much disorder !!!
    Well, men aren’t better. Once they have marry, here start the time to discover their real nature. Some of them become real pigs you know, and TV is definitively the main food they have.
    Well, a woman who knows to cook and who likes it have good chance to get authority at home, but most of them are not wives any more. They become the mother of their children and the mother of their husband, and of the friends of the husband, all one who could call her mummy to get half part of a cake.
    Life, for the women is so hard.

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  18. Yea, women take a lot of work. I realize that I’m much more productive since I broke up with the last one a few weeks ago. Unfortunately, I spend most of my free time thinking of things that guys think about when they have free time (women).
    I think it was a Brian Setzer song where he sang, “This best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.” If you’ll excuse me, I have some under-over action to seek out.
    Happy V.D everybody!

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  21. Happy Valentine’s Day!

    With that said, let’s move on – it’s time for NASCAR. Valentine’s Day isn’t just “special” for those “lucky” enough to be “free, free, free” today. It’s also a “great” holiday for those of us whose loved ones happen to…

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  25. I’m tired of these hallmark holidays. Driving me insane..ahhhhhhhh. Frank the thing is when you have a such a high powered brain girls are scared. They fear your knowledge. Thats why they like dudes from The O.C. And sorry about the HD..it happens.

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  28. Amphitryon, you are a strange but amusing person. i think your posts are beginning to grow on me… you aren’t infiltrating my laptop with a virus that speaks to my subconscience thus forcing me to be one of your evil minions, are you?
    On another note… I’d just like to say that men rock. Every woman should have one. That is all.

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  29. Jewels, don’t let the posts growing too much or you’ll have to sit out of your own butt.
    Anyway, sure men rock, but it depends the way you are impressed. I am an old woman, so maybe I am not impressed any more. And I like my tranquility. There is nothing worst than being harassed, especially by wedding thoughts, so please, don’t misinterpret my fun.
    I am not looking to anyone, just spreading the rumor of my American wedding. You know, living in France and telling everyone that you would only consider to marry an American is the most funny story I have be in for a while.

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  32. Having IMAO empty reminds me of my 18th birthday, the legal age to be an adult. I organized a party, but not at home because my parents did not agree. A classmate of mine, whose father was a teacher, with full authority on my parents, helped me to organize the party in her home… while her parents very kindly accepted to go out… without a word to my parents.
    I made a punch (rhum with oranges and bananas and canella) and put all my heart for the party to be great. I did not have much friends, except those we had in common with my classmate, the difference being in the large advance she took on me about life. I was born at 00:20 and had the very bad idea to plan to serve the punch at the time… everybody had gone for affairs in the rooms and left me alone with the brother of one friend he had kindly brought there for me. We had long conversations, but the guy was even worst than me about maturity, so I drunk all the punch… one glass for Elisa, one glass for Celine, one glass for Donaldo.
    I was dead drunk. When my friends woke up in the morning, they did not find me in the house, so they all come out to try to find me in the landscape. I was aslept at the feet of a town lamp having a conversation after it punched me in the head.
    Lastly, I had to tell my parents that I felt on the stairs to explain why I had a bump on my head. Never ever after I have been drunk again, but sort a silliness still reminds to me.
    Where are you all ?????

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  34. Because when I found out that some “journalists” were involved in the guerillas in Iraq, I gave the information to Dean. I asked him to make a call on his blog for people to help in making a research on Internet to know if other “journalists” were publishing pictures on the attacks against the troops. Instead of answering “no, it’s not possible, I am married, it is too risky for my wife and my son”, he wrote a story about trolls and everything at the same time when Frank messed up with his virus and defamation.
    I hate this kind of fun, and I hate insults. If something seems too risky, it’s easy to tell me so.
    I have created since the Spying the news journal, but I only explore Yahoo, and honestly, no one never answered so I felt it bitter to be insulted, criticized on my language while people had their own fun, without any concern for their own brothers.
    Anyway, I cannot help more for the moment, and I have nothing else to write specifically about the war. I am more interested about the presidential. I have taken much risks in France with my support to the war, and I was already in war against Chirac, so if one of Clinton’s get to be president, I will have much more difficulty to face.
    Anyway, that’s life. When having ideologies, believes, diplomas, and experience, there is always little difficulty. I think I have to solve all this before I expect to be married. I have seen too much people dieing, and it would not be reasonable to take risks out of myself.
    And obviously, I have more fun on Frank’s blog.

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  35. This year will be the 9th year since the government of Chirac has tried to “hurt” me. I think I have good reasons to be joyfull, funny, and have much derision… I know the price of life, and I feel concerned about Iraq.

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  39. TO: Frank J
    RE: Wait a Minute!
    “Bah! Women… who needs them?” — Frank J
    I thought the blonde modeling the “Peace thru Fire Superiority” was you main squeeze.
    I mean…you in the modern samurai and her in that ‘shirt’ would be quite the ‘couple’ in the blogosphere….
    Regards,
    Chuck(le)

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  42. Time the **** out.
    Ignore the broads, today is a real Holiday.
    Arizona Day.
    Its been 92 years since Arizona decided to grace the union with its admission.
    Yes, Arizona became a state on 2/14/12……
    Mike
    (Yes, I’m from AZ – I’m also in a happy relationship that ignores hallmark holidays….)

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  44. [Off Topic]
    Hey Frank, tell me waht you think of this.
    An interview with Congresman UZI:
    Reporter: ,,,,,,”to discuss the issue, we have Congressmen UZI in the studio,,, well, congressman UZI, I’m sure you are aware of how at a recent game between America and Mexico the crowds shouted “Osama, Osama, Osama”, how do we deal with a situation like this?”
    Congressman UZI: “Well, it begins with a strategic nuclear strike”,,,
    Reporter: “Isn’t that a bit extreme?”
    Congressman UZI: ,,,”Followed by carpet bombing”,,,
    Reporter: “Do you really think that a show of public support of those poor oppressed Arabs that where behind September 11th”,,,
    Congressman UZI: ,,,”then sowing Mexico with salt”,,,
    Reporter: ,,,”Is really worth crushing a nation?”
    Congressman UZI: ,,,”Then hunting down all Mexican government officials”,,,,
    Reporter: “But isn’t the root of terrorism”,,,,
    Congressman UZI: ,,,”and feed them to crocodiles”,,,
    Reporter:,,,”our lack of giving Osama candy when he was young?”
    Congressman UZI: ,,,”then moving into Mexico and confiscating everything”,,,,
    Reporter: “Are you even listening to me?”
    Congressman UZI: ,,,”And toping it all off by using Mexico as a giant American landfill.”
    Reporter: “Did you hear anything I said?”
    Congressman UZI: “Oh, I’m sorry, what did you say?”
    Reporter: “I was just saying that the root of terrorism is our lack of supporting Osama and his people when they were younger.”
    Congressman UZI: “,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, God Damn… I Am Going To Hurt You So Bad”
    Congressman UZI leaps at reporter, screen goes to “We are experiencing Technical Difficulties”

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  46. Women are evil. I have a math equation that proves it. First, the basics.
    W = Women
    T = Time
    M = Money
    E = Evil
    Women are time and money, or W = T x M, because the more time you spend with them, the more money it costs. And, as everyone knows, Time is money, so Women are money squared w = m x m.
    And as I am told by the overly righteous who scoff at my willingness to do unsavory things to make a buck, money is the root of all evil, or
    __
    e = /m
    so, therefore, as you cancel one money for it being a square root, women = evil

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  50. I am sorry Morphius Kane, my evilness had spoke.
    So what you mean is that men like women because of their money:
    women = evil
    evil = money
    women = money
    Where I am embarrassed is to read the equality
    = like or = is ?

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  51. Can you imagine that. All the world on the mattress preparing the baby boom 2004.
    On November 14 2004, the economy of America will be at the top. Best sectors of investissement:
    Galia
    Pampers
    Bledina
    Nestle
    Have a Happy Valentine Day everyone !
    And don’t forget
    With a tape meture and a calendar you feed the economy and the economy feeds you.
    Jingle
    Jingle new, jingle new, jingle new baby…

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  56. Hi Spork, how many beers have you drunk ?
    I meant that this year 2004 is a bisextile year with 29 days in february which happens only every 4 years for the number of days, each year, to be 365 and one quarter. The fourth year is 365 plus one quater during the year and the 3 quaters of the previous years, which is 366.
    During the three years, the month of february only has 28 days, which also is the cycle of the moom… and the women, which is why they are so lunatic. During a year bisextile, the number of days in february is 29 which is 28 plus one made of four quarters. Which means that it is a special year to have a baby, because a baby made during a bisextile year, wear inside him the three previous year.
    To have a baby, you need two sex, a man and a woman, which is the reason why the year is bi-sextile, and cannot be homosextile… which would explain why not baby.
    Is it understandable ?
    Homosextile means that a man and a woman could seem to be homosexual if they don’t have a baby.
    It’s proud of you to try to speak French.
    The correction would be:
    qu’est-ce que vous dÓtes, madame A? je ne comprends pas.
    And I am a Mademoiselle.

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  58. With one beer, I belch.
    With two beers, I spit the fire.
    With three beers, I jump in the swimming pool and I cross the ocean.
    With four beers, I bobsleg on the stair way.
    With five beers, I swim the crawl on the carpet.
    With six beers, I pee on the curtains.
    With seven beers, I have a nap in the fridge.
    With eight beers, I eat a dozen pizzas.
    With nine beers, I keep control.
    And with ten beers, I show my buttocks.

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  62. the mere sight of the word “Amphitryon” makes me cringe and causes me to search feverishly for my copy of Shakespeare’s complete works to cleanse her foul language from my memory
    seriously, i am now afraid to click on the “Comments” link when the number of posts exceeds 50 or so…

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