The time to enter the contest is over, and nearly fifty pompous fools think they can actually beat me – ME! – in a battle of humor. Tomorrow, along with a new In My World™, I’ll reveal which five of these arrogant people will lose to me in the final contest. See you then.

Holy Crap- 1st?????
Nyah nyah nyah na naaaa naaaaa.
Other than that, I’ve nothing to say.
…hey guys…
I don’t believe anyone is funnier than Frank. But to help liven the mood check out this movie first…:) Enjoy!
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/real_hussein
I would like to remind frank that I bookmarked imao.us on all my co-workers computers
Be gentle on us, Oh Great and Powerfull Frank.
Oh eyh you’re there.
A contest?! A CONTEST AND I WASN’T INFORMED?!!!
I really gotta get back to visiting more regularly…
As one of the world’s oldest bloggers, I will sit this contest out and let the younger generation seize the opportunity to be smacked by Frank J.:)
This is as good a time as any to announce that this coming Wednesday will be the first anniversary of my blog, “Over the Edge.” To celebrate, I will divide it into 2 parts, sort of like a stock split. “Over the Edge” will contain the crazy stuff, and “Bloodthirsty Warmonger” will be the new home for my conservative bloviations.
Is the AWOL controversy really just a subliminal-grassroots AOL ad?
Who’s judging… because, if its you, that wouldn’t be fair, would it?
Then, Its Your World.
IMW tomorrow better be good, cuz yesterday was just depressing…
I just had a happy thought!
To spite the Unlucky Five who will go up against Frank, all of those not picked should get a free, rotating link in a prominant place on IMAO for the duration of the contest.
Everybody harrass (threaten) Frank till he agrees to this.