Gambling results so far: Down $3650.85
I don’t want to talk about it. I think the whole casino was against me ever since when I tried to roll the dice in craps and hit the dealer in the chest.
Anyway, off to a new land tomorrow. Said goodbye to the Greek by having him buy us an expensive buffet. I decided to write him a Bye-Ku like Best of the Web was doing:
A frick’n retard
Drove us around in circles
What’s a slur for Greeks?
Well, hopefully I’ll have a post for you late tomorrow afternoon… a real one – all special and hand crafted. Plus, I’ll tell you what new wheel Dr. J will be chauffeuring me around in.
Oh, and didn’t I have some big announcement for you all? Wait, I’m not supposed to tell you that for a week or so.
Later, y’all.
All I can say is: whoa.
Oh, and first!
Holy crap!
Problem is you’re probably playing on the strip. The odds there are atrocious. The Station casinos are much better. (they cater to locals, that’s why they have better odds)
What the….?
Are you joking??
Lesson learned today…..the evils of gambling. Kids, don’t try this at home!
damn – i hope that’s a joke
Sorry to hear Frank. How’s that old saying go? Oh, right: Don’t gamble when the odds are against you.
Or something like that.
a little old lady rolled you in Slot Machine Alley, eh?
Oh, “Greek Slur”?
==BareBacked Dry humpin’ Butt Monkeys==
(this rip has been known to draw the Sullivan vote)
I like how you can bring out that sensitive poetic side of you whenever you want. That’s talent. You should sell that stuff.
you should get the hell out of vegas before you lose your shirt! wow, hope your lucks turns round…
$3650.85 ? I see you took my suggestion 🙂 Well at least we know where you blog donations whent 🙂
Hmm, that sucks.
Damn, Frank,
You’re sounding like a woman from the Midwest who’s 50lbs overweight complaining about her husband’s driving yet will never get behind the wheel.
Oh, yeah, Greek slur: Brillo-backed butt-boy
Dagnabbit, that would buy a fair amount of ordnance…
eek, Frank! i hope the per diem makes up for it, but somehow i doubt it. sorry ’bout that.
It’s ok Frank. There should be places in the area where you can give blood plasma for cash. Just remember, those people like to draw the blood themselves; you can’t just bring in a bucket full.
Holy crap Chief, I hope that’s not the real amount you’re down.
For the Greek slur, I’m not sure what everyone else uses, but my mom and grandmother have come up with a few zingers in Greek.
Oh, so your money stays in Vegas too? They left that part out of the commercials.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Frank is poor! Wahahahahah…
Good one. Now pull the other one!
Greek slur, in the appropriate 5-syllable meter:
‘Worse than a damn Turk’
damn Frank you need to learn how to count cards.
or, alternatively, you could learn to not assault casino staff. hehehehe you are funny.
Twenty-first!
It’s really not necessary to slur a culture when their most honored and ancient warriors, the Spartans, were fairies. Oops, did I just say that out loud?
heh, first post for me. Maybe your next vehicle should be one of those SUV Limo’s. They are even bigger. Don’t worry aboutyour lack of political satire the last few posts. I got my fix from (trust me people) the hilarious stupidity of planned parent hood. http://www.ppaction.org/ppvotes/choice_chick.html
Of course, there is always a bright side. I just bought Frank’s car from a casino/mafia collection goon for $4000.00!
uh, I don’t think Frank’s car would be worth more than, oh, say $200.00. sucker!
Frank, I’m assuming/hoping that your kidding. If not, you have a lot of explaing to do to Sarahk.
(agentsmith)
Misster Eeerde, so nice of you to join usss…
(/agentsmith)
PIMF.
Damned mafia collections goons!
“Gambling results so far: Down $3650.85”
off to a new land tommorrow…off to a new landlord when you come home.
You all left out the part where frank said he had a big announcement next week…which is he can’t afford to keep this blog running.
You can afford to be down that much and you bought a Hyundai?
We still love you but, come on!!!!
Viva Lost Wages
geez, i would have thought a person as conservative as you would be wiser with his money.
36 hundred??
THAT is frick’n retarded
Oh well you only live once
All the money from all those NTM shirts. FLUSH.
Though I do not comment alot I read nearly everyday. My comments always seem so pithy but when I post they lose their charm. I hope to grow up and have a blog someday.
I am a big fan. A loyal fan and reader.
Humbly I ask…Can you explain what brought you from playing with hundreds to 10’s of hundreds? Was there a little voice? An overwhelming sense of peace? Dread? just curious
3650.85? You’re joking right?! Please say your joking. You can buy a pretty big diamond with that kind of moolah.
I only know Italian slurs (married a Sicilian), but I think they’re kind of interchangeable with the Greek slurs.
Dang, Frank J… looks like it’s all been said, so I’ll give you your own haiku:
IMAO means
“I’M An Offensive gambler”?
Next time, buy a clue.
Never forget the timeless words of Samurai Kenny-san (Rogers) regarding taking risks:
You’ve got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them. Know when to walk away, and know when to run.
Well if your not joking, at least gambeling losses are TAX DEDUCTIBLE!!!!
I love capitalism.
I never liked that song. Gag, gag, gag.
I liked the movie Six Pack, though. Those kids were funny until they decided to behave, then it was a snore-fest.
Coward of the County could use some re-writing. Everyone considered him the coward of the country. He never stood one single time to prove the country wrong. His mama named him Jacques. The folks just called him (insert whatever the French word is for yellow. I don’t remember)….
I played semi-pro Blackjack for awhile, had a major loss where I took plenty of balls to the table, but forgot my brains. Even then, I only lost about $800 in one night.
I’m thinking $3500 would buy a certain someone a nice sparkly rock…which would kinda count as gambling on a “yes”.
FYI- Gambling Losses are NOT tax deductible!!!!
Found that out when I tried to write off my big loss above. You can only use “gambling losses” to offsett taxable gambling winnings. And only if you win some serious cash does the casino report it.
$3650.85???
thats like 75 lap dances!!
Actually, it’s more like 182.5 lap dances.
Dang! I hope that you lost that in a cool gamble like, “I bet this rented Ferrari can take that turn at this speed” type of gamble.
As far as the Greek thing, wasn’t Dukakis Greek? I can’t think of anything more insulting than taking the blame for his existance/political career.
lol @ Josh & Jolly Roger for doing the math for their locations.
Begs the question. What’s the difference between a 50 dollar lapdance, and a 20 dollar one?
Josh and Jolly Roger:
As a capitalist, I have to point out that you may both be right. The $/lap-dance will improve with capital investment, e.g. various implants and suckings out of unwanted material. Of course, there are no guarantees in the free market system, but if she is diligent and follows good customer service practices with a smile on her face, there’s no reason she can’t recoup her investments very quickly.
Frnak!
Say it ain’t so….
“Gambling results so far: Down $3650.85”
Unbelievable, did you bet the blog too?
I am so astonished…..
I hope you learned your lesson, young man.
For 50 bucks you get more knee action. (or so I am told).
Carl,
My vote is for longstrongandright.us
Don’t do Ian any favors, I already cater to him enough, he’s my biggest customer…er..visitor.
“Begs the question. What’s the difference between a 50 dollar lapdance, and a 20 dollar one?”
Suviners…a little something…..
To remember them by.
Thanks for the vote Joshua, it seems to be my favorite also.
I already had enough of him (Ian the Red)on this blog. I can’t stand when people ignore fact, cause they choose to.
“Gambling results so far: Down $3650.85”
Holy Shnikey! Almost makes me wanna say “who’s the frickin’ retard now?!” But I won’t. 😉
Please tell me that’s a typo!
How do you go from betting nickle in the the “monoply thingy” to blowing over 3 grand?
I hope you stole 3,000 ashtrays.
and the towels. and sheets, and lamps, and TV, and…
Oh, well. At least you still have us.
Frank. Frank? Frank?
Ooooh. He’s starting to cry. I um. have to. um go . Now.
Frank….
You are SO Busted when SarahK and SoccerMom find out!
No Snickers Brownies for you. Off to bed without your supper.
what’s all this talk of lap dances for Frank?? bad!! no no!! i’d rather he lost it playing craps in my honor.
Wolf’s Dawn…
The mystery word is “Juane” Now, say it out loud, and a big yellow duck comes down. And any Frenchperson in the room will promptly surrender to the duck.
Why slur Greeks when you can slur the French? Could you call Geeks “Balkan French”?
Tom
haha, i just got that you said y’all. that’s so cute.
He’s never done THAT before! That IS cute.
Thanks, Tom. Figures it’s a pansy word.
Carl:
I too am an Ian. In regards to your blog’s URL, I repectfully request that you either be more specific as to which Ian you are referring, or drop the reference altogether so as to avoid casting the dispersion too wide.
Thank you,
an Ian.
I was referring to Ian McGibboney
Iama McNugget?
Dearest Frank:
I believe the term “Greek” is insulting enough, on its own.
Danjo
just trying to help