Even though I’m in Vegas, there are tons of those “What happens here stays here” commercials on TV. Hey, I’m already in Vegas. You got me! What more do you want?
Anyway, done with conferences here, and just as Dr. J started to learn how to drive the F150 with extended bed (it’s easier to drive backwards out of the parking garage than trying to turn the damn thing around). Tomorrow morning, I’ll be headed to an even more exciting place than Vegas for one more conference. Where you ask? Well, you’ll have to keep tuning into the exciting adventures of “Frank J. Business Tripping” to find out where and if I have internet access there to tell you where.
And, if I do have internet access, I promise an actual regular political humor post (the one I’ve been working on). It’ll be Monday, and you guys deserve it.
Heh heh, I’m just hearing on Fox News how Kerry didn’t even get a bounce from the DNC convention. What a loser. If only he served in a war or something.
Anyhoo, going to end my Vegas trip with a buffet, a little more gambling, and saying goodbye to one of the two frick’n retards (the Greek isn’t going on to the next destination; he got voted off the island). For those who care, I’ll give you the final Vegas update tonight.
Later, sportsfans.
First! What did you do with the body?
The commercials are an attempt to get you to patronize the local hookers before you go.
guys who can’t turn around an extended bed truck in a parking garage can’t call themselves real men, Frank. i’m glad it was one of your retard coworkers and not you.
I managed to climb out of the ditch Frank and Dr. J dug for me in the desert and make it back into town. I couldn’t go out without making one comment: Being called a retard by people who willingly read Franks website on a regular basis is like a double negative… So I guess that makes me really smart. So, thanks guys!
Speaking of special, check out http://www.crimethinc.com. This is the website of the toolshed that Frank wrote about. I’m sure you’ll love it.
Bye, and don’t forget to vote for Kerry/Edwards.
Eeek…just what I thought. Kerry supporters are the Living Dead!!!!
Heck, my sister drives a longbed F150. with 4 wheel drive.
hahaha, The Greek, i thought i was talking behind your back and not to your face! anyway, learn how to drive a truck, and you, too, will see the light and vote for Bush/Cheney. and thanks for not getting Frank killed, i would miss him.
Ha ha, the Greek guy got voted off the island. Wait…I’m 3/4 Greek…wtf? He must have got blasted on Ouzo and started smashing dinnerware in the buffet line. We’re nutty like that.
Lol. Crazy girly men who can’t drive trucks and say to vote for Kerry.
Is it just me, or do Kerry and Edwards seem like they’re more than friends?? Well that was kinda out of nowhere, but it’s just been bugging me lately. Thoughts?
He did too get a bounce! Of course, it was a negative bounce (albeit less than the poll’s precision).
http://gallup.com/content/?ci=12565
maybe if Kerry invented something like Al Gore did, he would have gotten better results?
Y’know….I heard that he invented sliced bread! Who knew?
I used to drive an extended cab, long bed truck with a snowplow on the front, ie. the length of an aircraft carrier. Never ran into anything until they added a salt spreader on the back, damn. I could parallel park that baby, just gotta know where your wheels are!
Kerry invented excuses to get Purple Hearts.