I said I wasn’t going to post until I got back to Florida, but Doug the T-Shirt guy of ThoseShirts.com alerted me to a scandal involving me that I was unaware of (I’ve barely been able to do any blog reading lately).
Apparently, Atrios said that Glenn Reynolds is racist for wearing the “Celebrate Diversity” t-shirt. Then some guy called Steve Gilliard says my quote on ThoseShirts.com makes me racist because “monkeys” is a racist code word. Then someone else says that I must obviously be Atrios in disguise! And Glenn Reynolds agrees!
To clear everything up, I just want to say IT’S ALL COMPLETELY TRUE! I am Atrios. I pretended to be crazy lefty as it was the only way to bring down the tyrannical puppy blender… and I fooled you all (Ha Ha!). Also, every time I talk about monkeys, I am being racist. And, when you laugh at my jokes, you are racist (Ha Ha!).
I fool you all good and you stupid and me smart (Ha Ha!)!