Horribly hectic day, but at least there was a nice end to it. My back porch got screened in while I was gone, so I took a moment to enjoy the night while smoking a cigarillo and drinking a Guinness. No bugs to bother me, just the world to myself.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
First!!
Oh, and take it easy, Frank. Unwind, drink more Guinness, unwind some more, drink some more Guinness, repeat as needed.
Second!!
Stogies kaka.
Guinness good.
Great idea Double “D”!!
I am off to the market now for
Sushi and beer.
mmmmm….dinner time.
it’s only 7:30p here.
I’m thinking that this must be simular to what Senator Kerry was doing during those infamous 40 minutes.
Frank is a filthy liar. He is not Atrios. He is, however, a filthy, .monkey-hugging, dog-hating hippie liberal.
What happened to the big announcement?
I put it right above your comment. Jeez, you guys pay as much attention to me as my wife does.
The big announcement is either
A. Frank J smokes.
B. The screened in porch
C. He’s actually Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnel’s child. (it’s in the subtext)
D. All the above.
Frank- cigarILLO!!! What’s happened to you lad! Home is the place for a fat Honduran (no jokes about Ms. Velezquez please) & a bottle of Ireland’s best. cigarILLO! for shame.
PS. my boy & I are going to the West of Eire in 2 weeks- I’ll let you know how the Guinness is there
For everyone who is not Frank J.
Frank ignore this.
As you already know.
This is a re-post of my comment from the ‘What the Muckadoo?’ article.
Frank,
I just submitted the word muckadoo to urbandictionary.com
They did not have a single definition for muckadoo.
Hopefully they accept it, then you will be famous-er.
This is the confirm page, so you can look at the definition.
I stayed true to your definition, sir.
Not to worry.
-Joshua
p.s.
Now we know muckadoos exist, they are in the dictionary.
spacemonkey, that was just mean!
i’ma need a few hours of hiking this morning to get over that visual.
No, the big announcement will be…
* Monkeys are actually OK.
* The Rumsfeld Strangler actually IS Laura Bush.
* The marine from Doom 3 is such an evident ripoff of Buck the Marine that he’s suing id Software for trillions
* Michael Moore isn’t all that fat… compared to the moon (pre-nuking).
I don
t have a screen on my porch but I do have a bunch of Yard Guard and some possible DDT. Thats a joke, I don`t know what it is but if it touches anything alive it kills it.I have no fire ants, no scorpions, no lizards, no cats, no chickens, no little no see ‘ums, no birds, no nothing in my yard except grass and inanimate objects. The way it should be.
I want an announcement!!! Waaaaaa!!!
How ’bout a “Big Announcement Pool”?
My money says Frank was picked by a head hunter in Vegas and is relocating with his new bride SarahK
Would that be an Al Capone?
Glad to see you made it home safe Frank,and congrats on the screened in back porch. Just watch for snakes!
Hmmm, Guiness is so good, next time try dropping the shot of whiskey in the glass. Drink fast, but it’s yummy!
Actually, it was an Al Capone, unfiltered.
Has anyone seen this video?
http://www.kerryoniraq.com
Right Now
I
ve got another link to a pretty good video from Dave. Its one I really like and I hope you haven`t all seen it yet. It cuts right to the heart of the matter and I think that ifVery good link CPez, thanks. I did an update with it on a similar post on my site.
Your very welcome 🙂
Actually, make that “you’re”
Hey Frank, I’ve been wondering, what kind of Guinness do you drink? Draught or Extra Stout? That Ex. Stout is really an ass-kicker, so I only drink that in the winter to warm me up, it gets cold down here in south Louisiana.
Frank, cigarillo?
I used to smoke that stuff.
Here’s my advice:
Monte Criso (Court, white) Mild, but excellent flavor.
Macanudo, very mild but relaxing.
Krush Classic Acid Cigars, VERY flavorful and smooth. Not too pricey. Blue Conneticut is my favorite.
Just keeping a look out for you.
That was Monte Cristo*
ENOUGH of this stuff
working vacations
lounging on the porch
GET to WORK
We Want The Good Stuff
Scourge of Frank J, Part III
Presented without commentary:…
decides to quit lurking and start posting
all i have really have to say is mmmmmmmmm………nicotine and beer.
It’s official.
Muckadoo was accepted into the UrbanDictionary.com.
We need everyone to go vote “thumbs up” for the definition.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muckadoo&r=f
I am so envious, can’t drink, can’t smoke. Can’t expose myself to direct sunlight for any length of time. I just set there, drinking my diet Pepsi, eating cheeze, listening to music, reading science fiction, and xxxxxxx to xxxxxx porn. I need to get a big electric bug zapper so I can laugh when the bugs and monkees fry. You ever notice that the comments here don’t just go off subject they just drift into another dimesion, another time, another planet, another place, called the …..whoops that’s been done.
Drink: Guinness, Sam Adams
Smoke: Cohiba (check the ring, make sure it’s Cubano — get ’em in Canada)
Eat: red meat… I have been traveling to Omaha for the past two years every week. Hey, it pays the bills. Best steakhouse there: The Drover — say Hi to Cat the Bartendress, tell her Jim from Boston says Hi.
Glad you made it home safe from OMA… I’ve been trapped in stopover cities many a time (MSP, DTW, MEM, CVG)
If you get a chance take the poll on my website and commit to telling an pollsters that call that you won’t tell them the truth. I sick of all these polls… this may be the only way to thwart them.
http://www.lietothepollsters.com
Jim
I actually don’t like our porch, we are right in front of a retention pond for the neighborhood, and there are too many eyes out there. And that old guy right accross from us that gawks whenever my wife decides to sunbathe – jerk. I need a plot of land, somewhere remote………
My preferred place is the basement, or LSF (LEGO Storage facility)
Only one entrance, no windows, good security, no evil bright thing in sky to degrade the whie LEGO elements – fridge full of different brands of pop (or soda) Minidisc sytem, 2 multi CD changers, computer, etc. And nice and cool in the winter and summer, yeah!
My question is, how did the porch get screened in while you were gone? Was there some kind of Bizarro-world antimatter reverse hurricane that restores structures instead of destroying them? Or is In My World starting to assert itself as a new reality?
Enquiring minds want to know.
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