I’ve found the single biggest depository of nuts, the Democratic Underground, especially entertaining to watch after the CBS forgery scandal. Crazy old coot Dan Rather has become a folk hero to them while other media is just a wing of the RNC. To be fair, there are a few who admit the documents are probably faked (and are angrily attacked), which makes their opinion on the forged documents a bit more enlightened than CBS news.
Anyway, I found this person arguing that this is a win/win situation for Democrats especially notable. How far-gone from rational thought can you be?
And the sad thing is these people think they’re smarter than everyone else… or is that the funny thing? I sometime get those two confused.

First! Primero! (Or is that primera? My Spanish is a little fuzzy.)
Hey, Frank, you forget that it’s the DU you’re talking about. These aren’t damn, dirty apes – they’re nowhere near that evolved. Try “rats”, or maybe “plague viruses” – I don’t really know what would have the same ring, but there has to be something…cows?
Oh, and FIRST!
Frickin’ hell. At least say something if you want to be first – simply saying “First” has to count as cheating somehow(And yes, I’m annoyed because it was me you beat to the punch – steal someone else’s first and I’ll be okay with it, but don’t steal mine!)
If I take time to actually think of something to say and then take the time to type it, someone will have already been first!
I’ve got some old TANG documents that claim I was first to post. But before I go public with them I feel like I ought to do a little checking. Does anyone know where I might could get some help authenticating them? The fate of the nation could be in the balance here.
Frank J,
The FUNNY thing is that they think they’re smart. The SAD thing is that some of them might be registered voters.
My God, Frank. Please don’t ever link to that place again. It was horrible! With the news on TV, I can at least hit the mute button, but with the Democratic Underground, it was everywhere! I couldn’t make it stop! Oh, God, the stupidity! (brain explodes)
It struck me as odd that the DU claims to be a “Big Tent” place that wants to include all different points of views. Then they immediately say they will ban all conservative supporters. Bunch of hypocrites!
I did not click the link. I don’t have time to read a fully-louco Democrat’s reasoning, just like I don’t have time (or UPS money) to read Kerry’s treatise on whether the war is right or wrong. Democrats are incapable of being concise, yet another example of “by their fruits ye shall know them.”
It’s sadly funny.
I like the one who talked about how Rather got under Poppy’s skin – I remember the put down going the other direction – he made Rather look like an idiot.
Poor Katie. She was fun until her brain exploded. Now she just sits, drools, and makes little clawing motions at the TV when CBS is on.
Those ‘tards over at the Democratic Undergroud are drinking way too much Koolaid.
CBS needs only to produce a similar looking memo made from an IBM Selectric. Just one example and they would have enough proof to at least argue.
The fact they haven’t even tried (nor any of their “blinded by idiocy” supporters) speaks volumes.
DU is pretty much a website that shows what I’ve long felt–The Left is one of the most biggoted, racist, intolerent, violent, elitist and truly ignorant groups of humans I’ve ever had to deal with.
I know this would normally be illegal, except I was doing it as a friend of the court for the competency hearing— I TAPED a segment of Dan Rather’s on-camera performance.
When the tape is played backwards, you can hear a voice distinctly saying “Take off your tinfoil beanies, democrats, and lean closer to the tv set so the rays can be more effective…”
hey, i’m back…i’m still waiting for them to make fun of an e-mail i sent…it was all a joke…oh well the DU has lost touch with the modern world. they call everyone that disagrees with them stupid even if they make good points. I think this intolerance is of the worst from…i mean when our site is intolerant it’s because the people are throwing out loonbag ideas like bush should be impeached or something stupid
anyways, that’s my 2 cents
I made the mistake of scrolling to the top of that DU thread… it was like driving past a train wreck. I couldn’t stop reading until I got to the bottom, and parts of it made me laugh and parts made me want to just scream.
As I’m reading, one of my co-workers comes into my office who is a definite left winger… he starts badmouthing the DU as well. hmmmmm… when they start eating their own young……??
Now I will have to go back, because it’s kind of like watching a monkey fu#$ing a football. It’s fun to watch, but not a lot is getting accomplished–..
Freaking hillarious!! What a bunch of wing-nuts.
This was my favorite quote,”The inability of people around here to objectively evaluate facts will be the death of us.”
I think someone had a spilt second of clarity and it scared the living crap out of them. I assume they immediately banned him…..we’ll never know…..or care.
Cannot. Handle. DU. Does. not. compute. Does. not. compute.
(Vacuum forms as brain implodes.)
OT – on a movie marquee here in LA (Lower Alabama): NOW SHOWING – IVAN THE TERRIBLE.
Also, the animals at a local zoo are being evacuated to “an undisclosed location”. Does that mean Dick Cheney is getting some new pets? As long as it’s not monkeys!!!
If you want amusement and enlightenment, read the DU rules page. It is absolutley hilarious. You are not allowed to be anti-atheist or anti-religious. I’d pay a dollar to watch someone try that one on. They’ve got a mile long page of rules for their rotten little site. Seems to be set up like they would like to run the world, minute rules for everything (might be mostly there now come to think of it). And for a “big-tent” “inclusive” site, there sure a lot of bodies littering the landscape (deleted posts). Has anybody here or any of the other good sites had to read any rules or do we just exist like rational people?
Are all Democrats as hateful? Do they all want everyone who doesn’t agree with them dead? How can they get away with calling conservatives Nazis when it was the Nazis who silenced all dissent? And other tyrants like Stalin, Saddam? My oldest daughter was married two years ago, and our son-in-law is an “independent” but his parents are liberal Democrats. Even though we live in the same city, they will not socialize with us, because we are Republicans, and they hate us because they are sure we are eeeevil. But they know nothing about us, and talk trash about us to our daughter. We would NEVER DREAM of treating them that way. Are they completly blind to their ugly hate they spew?
Alsadius, it isn’t cheating. Don’t be such a baby.
Pets for Cheney? Maybe he’ll get some more dogs and train them to be like Chomps. Then there could be the Chomp Squad or something.
Dixie Darlin’, I’m praying for you and Rubber(Red)Neck. I enjoy your comments especially when they are aimed at a muckadoo who has invaded our space. Get out and off to higher ground. Stay safe.
Hey…for a chuckle, go to eBay and look up auction 3839925186, for an item listed as….(drum roll, PLEASE FRANK!) “RARE 1961 IBM 72 SELECTRIC TYPEWRITER GREAT FOR FORGING CREATE YOUR FORGED DOCUMENTS RIGHT THE 1ST TIME – CBS”
Now, I know all sorts of rumors are floating about, but I swear when I first went there, there was one bidder, “karl_rove(0)” TOOOOOOO Funny! It got cancelled as a bid while I called my buddy to tell him abouit it…
P.S. Thanks to http://www.blackfive.net, I can bring you this news….FROM THE BLOGOSPHERE!
If any one wants their own Selectric, email me and we can discuss that. I guess those accumulating on the pallet in the warehouse have suddenly become worth a lot. Too bad my boss and his bro-in-law the comptroller/accountant are Kerry supporters…:(
On second thought, maybe by saving those typewriters, I have played into the hands of the DU, and now my boss and his in-laws will take them home and begin cranking out all sorts of “authenticated” memos…I’ll have them trash them tomorrow for scrap…MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes folks, a hat tip to our friends at BMEWS:
CBS FORGERY ACTION REQUEST PETITION! SIGN IT!
The “Why are you focusing on the memos? Only the issues about Bush matter” argument is surprisingly common. My response is: “Assume the allegations are absolutely correct. CBS and Dan Rather have not demonstrated it was EVEN POSSIBLE to create these memos when they say they did. You don’t think faking the news is a big deal??”
I can’t read lefty blogs anymore. They just piss me off.
All those people are just vile and full of hate.
You should of read DU(mb ass hippies) on 9/11.
The unsensitive bastards.
“The FUNNY thing is that they think they’re smart. The SAD thing is that some of them might be registered voters.”
And the scary thing is some of them might BREED!
What did Michael Moore say when he saw the stacks of suspect memos?
“Are you going to eat that?”
That post was so illogical that my brain froze for a second.
–Wow… my eyes are burning… feels like I just took a faceful of pepper spray. No more links there, okay, Frank???
–Did you see this tag line from one of the enlightened ones?
“I wanna see the Republicans cry for mercy and then not give them any. I wanna see their heads on pikes planted outside the proverbial city walls, with signs hanging on them that say “Liars. Thieves. Cowards.” ~ James Carville”