Michelle Malkin talks about blog mobility in the ecosystem. I’ve tried for a while to find out what’s a good way to make a permanent increase in traffic, and so far sending obviously forged documents to Dan Rather has worked best.
Once again, John Hawkins has the latest from the DU crazies so you don’t have to wade through the putrid swamp yourself.
Finally, IMAO has entered the world of Sims. Soon I shall rule all universes! Muh ha ha ha!

FIRST and god those people are even nuts
FIRST and god those people are even crazy
insane is more the word for the DU crazies
Ha ha, Frank wears sandals!
Yeah, if they ever get Rather contained and start stuffing antipsychotic drugs down his gullet, my traffic is going back in the toilet. Of course, one measure of success is people doing “Firsties!” in your comments, so at least you’ve got that.
Frank!- Troubles, Dude. I just got my 10/11 issue of NR, & they have a special “blog guide 2004”. Instapundit, LGF, Freep,& others made the 2 page spread, but no word/mention of IMAO!?? Has Jonah G. tainted the review to exact revenge for your power play for his job? Has the planet tilted off its axis? Incidentally, I saw JG hisself in a photo in my newspaper in a political ad, & he looked like F.B.M. Moore’s brother, separated at birth.
WHAT’S HAPPENING!!!!!???
Concerned,
You discover Sims. I discover drinking on a Wed with the neighbors! Aint life grand? 🙂smooch
don’t joke about ruling all universes dude my grandmother ruled all universes.
Frank, we ALL wonder how we can get more traffic! You just need to do something to get some attention (i.e., get more blogtime from Puppy Blender), like me, for instance. Just as you were, I too was considering live blogging the debates, but it dawned on me, “Hey, everyone’s going to be doing it. I need to get some attention.” So, instead of live blogging the debates I’m going to be live blogging from the crater of Mt. St. Helens. Photoblogging? Heh. I’m going to volcano blogging, Puppy Blender!
i found that the best ways to increase site traffic are 1) enter wacky contests. 2) go on trips with famous blogger.
For a minute there I thought you were playing Sims2….
SarahK,
What about being teacher’s pet?
Sorry, that just slipped.
I’ll move along, now…
(devising brilliant plan to replace photos of t-shirt Babe with photos of puppy blender in “I had an abortion” t-shirt. Yeah, that’ll show her!)
yeeeeesss… that game takes over…
La Shawn Barber’s Corner has a post about Florida
From your earlier post: On November 2nd, vote and then remember to pick up some shotgun shells on the way home.
At first I laughed uncontrollably, but after reading John Hawkins’s post, I’m not so sure you’re joking around.
Y’know… I’m a Democrat, somewhat left of center on a most stuff, knowledgeable, well informed, yadda yadda yadda. I got banned from DU a loooong time ago!
I notice you are wearing sandals as a SIM! So what kind of Hippy are you?