Computers Have Gotten Simpler And Thus I Don’t Understand them Anymore

I only got an 80GB harddrive with my new Dell desktop, so I was going to move my 120GB second harddrive to my new computer. The Dell was really simple to open (you push a button on top and bottom and it folds open) but inside I found only one IDE cable port with a cable connected to the two DVD drives (one just a drive and the other a writeable drive). Connected to the harddrive was this little blue cabe I had never seen before. There are slots for three more of whatever those cables are, but I couldn’t find a way to connect my older 120GB drive that uses an IDE connection. So, what is that blue cable connected to the harddrive and is there anyway I can get my other harddrive working on this new computer?
UPDATE: Dear Lord, you’re the most useless readers ever. Get a Mac? Install Linux? I play computer games, dumbasses. Do you Mac and Linux users even know what those are?
Now, will this work for allowing my old harddrive to connect in my new computer. If you don’t know, shut up and smoke your crack you people obviously have large supplies of.
UPDATE 2: Perhaps I was too harsh. Not all of you gave useless advice. It just seems that most of you smoke crack.

Continue to Press Onward!

Right now in 2004 Weblog Awards, Scrappleface (who stopped by to mock me in the previous voting post) and I differ by .1%, so go vote again (you can vote every 24 hours). I’m also supporting sometimes guest blogger Harvey of Bad Example for Top 100-250 blogs. I’d support RightWingDuck, my other guest blogger, but he’s in the same category as me and shot up to 4th! If I had his votes, I’d be way ahead. Now who was the idiot who nominated him…
Anyway, I’m also supporting INDC Journal for Best New Blog. I’ll accept bribes for other nominations.
Anyway, I need to read Scrappleface’s new book so, if I win, I can shout from a hilltop, “Scrappleface, you magnificent bastard… I read your book!”
UPDATE: Since I’m a front runner, now I’m being slandered.
UPDATE 2: If I win this, it will make me happy, and thus speed up you seeing the happy dance!