Right now in 2004 Weblog Awards, Scrappleface (who stopped by to mock me in the previous voting post) and I differ by .1%, so go vote again (you can vote every 24 hours). I’m also supporting sometimes guest blogger Harvey of Bad Example for Top 100-250 blogs. I’d support RightWingDuck, my other guest blogger, but he’s in the same category as me and shot up to 4th! If I had his votes, I’d be way ahead. Now who was the idiot who nominated him…
Anyway, I’m also supporting INDC Journal for Best New Blog. I’ll accept bribes for other nominations.
Anyway, I need to read Scrappleface’s new book so, if I win, I can shout from a hilltop, “Scrappleface, you magnificent bastard… I read your book!”
UPDATE: Since I’m a front runner, now I’m being slandered.
UPDATE 2: If I win this, it will make me happy, and thus speed up you seeing the happy dance!
FIRST!
Okay, I voted. And I guess some other people did too, ’cause now it’s a dead tie. Go out and vote, people! Vote or die!
Always loved that scene from Patton. He really Admired Rommel. Didn’t keep him from figuring out a way to beat him.
Time to vote! Let’s see, there’s IMAO… Scrappleface… Happy Dance…wait, no, there’s no Happy Dance. I’ll try again, do I, I’m so confused!
Lack of ‘Happy Dance’ is making me delusional. Maybe I will just have to default with Scrappleface because he comes first reverse-alphabetically?
Once again voted for SarahK. I mean if she wins will you still do a happy dance? If not are you trying to say you don’t support your one and only true love? Be interesting to see if you really care. SarahK if you survive the fight please ask Frank why he didn’t nominate you. (Can’t wait two fights in one week.)
You know, if you had done the Happy Dance already, more people might know about your site and be voting for you. Golly, how long do we really have to wait for the dance?
Slander!?! Stating the obvious fact that you have a hot girlfriend is slander??
Voted for FrankJ for the third straight day. He is up by .2% right now. Keep voting!!!!
All right, I voted again. You’re ahead. You’re welcome.
You play on my fear? Funny, I didn’t think laughing so hard I nearly pee my pants counted as fear. But maybe he’s using a different dictionary than me.
Holy…on his main page now: “Bush’s All-White White House is Getting Whiter” Somebody needs to send him a picture of Condi Rice and sit him down and explain things to him.
What, no support for me?
Bitch.
Up by .6%
Keep cheating!
just voted for you again, and you’re still up by .6%. i liked the happy dance idea where you did a bunch of kicks, did the Curly and catapillared off cam….
Thanks for the endorsement, Frank!
[“accidentally” leaves suitcase full of money]
You know, I keep voting for you, Frank, but I still don’t see any happy dance.
Would being voted the best Humor Blog on the net qualify you for the honor of being included on Wikipedia, or is that still not enough?
like they say in St. Louis,
vote early, and vote often
like they say in St. Louis,
vote early, and vote often
Ace of Spades is openly pandering for votes by offering to post cheesecake photos of Kim Richards if you vote for him for Best Overall. Looks like it’s working.
Aside from the happy dance, you should consider the cheesecake gambit. Tshirt babe SaraK could get you way more votes than Kim Richards.
Trust me, Scrappleface will be toast with this strategy. OK, don’t trust me, just trust the lewd and childish character of the fans like me who are attracted to your site.
Vote for me and I’ll vote for you!
What kind of bribes are we talking here? I just discovered you or I would be supporting you, but Jeff G. has my heart right now.
Support the Kerry Spot and I will bribe you, ok? Let me know…..;-)