Sorry for those who weren’t able to purchase the IMAO Christmas CD in time; I thought we had more we were selling than we were. My bad. For those who didn’t get to see the Happy Dance, I’ll probably put up some more images after the Christmas holiday.
As for those who got the CD, I want feedback! How’d you like the new bits and especially the Happy Dance? The video editing software I bought even came with a big green tarp for green screening, so I might do more stuff in the future.
Oh, and Scott, please e-mail if you’re reading this. I don’t have your e-mail (it’s at home which I won’t be at until the 2nd), and I have some info for you.
Merry Christmas, y’all.

Daily Kos is a very popular blog (usually surpassing Instapundit in traffic), and it’s a very sad thing to read. Here we have a fringe lunatic trying to explain political strategy, and does he think any troops really appreciate his crocodile tears? While the dead and wounded are tragic to us, to him they’re just numbers to beat down political opponents with. You just want to shake your head.
But it’s Christmas, so let’s put the Christmas spirit to good use and help Zuniga get some help. It would first start with an intervention.

BLOGGERS: You’re a nut.
ZUNIGA: No! Everyone is wrong! Bush is bad! I am right!
BLOGGERS: Have you ever considered the reason so few people share your viewpoint is not because you’re so much smarter than everyone else but instead because you’re a nut?
ZUNIGA: Nooooooo!

Then, we should have a charity to get Markos Zuniga psychological help:

PSYCHOLOGIST: Here’s a ball. Would you like to play with it, Markos?
ZUNIGA: No! It’s a Karl Rove conspiracy!
PSYCHOLOGIST: It looks like a ball to me… and it’s red!
ZUNIGA: That’s just what Karl Rove wants me to think!
PSYCHOLOGIST: Look… it bounces!
ZUNIGA: Gimme the ball!
PSYCHOLOGIST: Let’s not be grabby, Markos.

It will take a long time and be hard work, but I believe in my heart that Zuniga can be helped. He’s just one of many judging from the comments on his page (unless that’s his multiple personalities conversing with each other), but you have to start somewhere.
The lynx is coming, my friend; the lynx is coming.

I’m leaving for Boise later today, but let’s have some more headline fun – because it’s FUN:

Gang of 20 pulls off huge bank robbery
Credit victory to Jesus.
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Inmate freed 17 years after wrongful conviction
Judicial system responds, “My bad.”
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Boeing test-launches mammoth new rocket
“No, we’re not trying to compensate for anything,” Boeing scientists say.
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New Harry Potter book to be published in July
Stock in Satanism rises on news
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French determined to fight terrorism: Chirac
“Bring it on!” Chirac shouted defiantly, “Our country is right next to Vietnam in Asia.”
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Saudi Arabia Recalls Its Libya Ambassador
“No matter how things were going, he always has a sunny disposition,” say reminiscers.
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Palestinian Leader Who Seeks Change Pays Final Tribute to Arafat
Pissing on grave a sign of respect to Palestinians.
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Memos show FBI agents complained about abuses at Guantánamo Bay
The abuses were described as “quite noisy.”

You can play at home in the comments, and check out reader contribution from yesterday (many of them much funnier).