RightWingDuck settles in to his pond to read the newspaper when suddenly- his ALARM goes off. Oddly enough, it’s a duck phone from his Sports Illustrated subscription.
“Hello? – What? He posted a picture of himself doing what? OH The humanity. Oh the Humanity!!”
After having surfed IMAO RightWingDuck verifies that Frank has posted a picture more cruel than Babs and Teddy passed out drunk in a dirty alley with a copy of the Kama Sutra.
You can hear the screaming in the office buildings across Los Angeles. Screams such as..
“My eyes. My eyes.”
or
“I can’t feel my head. Help me. I can’t feel my head.”
Action must be taken.
There’s only one thing a Duck can do when faced with pictures of Frank sitting on a toilet (my eyes, my eyes). We must deploy – SarahK.
Here for your mental health are better pictures.