Opinionjournal has just endorsed Scrappleface (“Do We Have Coattails?” item) in the weblog awards! One of my favorite blogging institution have turned against me, and they must pay big! I guess I’m “going to break with tradition” and tell everybody to e-mail Taranto (opinionjournal@wsj.com) with your full rage!
RARRR!
In better news, I’m going to announce a contest soon… a really cool one. Actually, someone will win a great prize by the end of the day. In fact, someone will win a prize everyday until next Thursday. Details real soon.
Remember to vote for IMAO; not only am I funny – you win great prizes!
Now what’s a great lie to tell about Taranto…
UPDATE: May have recruited a powerful friend to counter this endorsement. This could get interesting…
Oh yeah, the contest!
First winner!
first
Hmm.. Just voted for Scrappleface; didn’t know about you before seeing you were a contestant in a toe-to-toe with Taranto. Just looked over your material and, sorry to tell you this, I’m convinced I voted for the better site.
Read,
You suck and I hate you. May there be a curse upon your family, and all the beers you drink bitter… but not a good bitter.
Read, you have READ all of the “In My World” articles and hear the audio clips. Reviewing this site for 5 minutes doesn’t mean you know whether it’s funny or not. You are a dumbass.
Let’s kick Read’s ass!
Yeah, Read must not read.
Heh, I’m so funny.
You have to READ all of the ‘In My World’ articles and hear the audio clips before you can judge this site. Reviewing this site for 5 minutes and then proclaiming it isn’t worthy just means you are an ignorant little monkey boy.
Let’s kick Read’s ass!
sorry, double post. frankj, only posting comments sucks.
and when you click on CANCEL it obviously doesn’t work and still posts. now santa looks stupid.
Don’t worry, I’m catching up & will soon CRUSH both of you
Someone needs to photoshop up some pictures of Taranto attending a ballroom dancing class with Andrew Sullivan.
Not me, I’m too busy voting for Frank J.
Ok, what do I win?
its a travisty of injustice… imao must win.. or baby jesus will cry
Oh, Taranto… not Toronto! My bad!
Hmm, I wonder if the powerful friend endorser could be enticed to endorse me as well or I could undo my bribe.
Princess Kimberly may be on to something! Imagine: “Taranto and Bin Laden Get Married in Taxachusetts.”
Bam! He’s pro-terrorist, pro-gay “marriage,” and pro-liberalism all at the same time. (like ANSWER)
How about getting Michelle Malkin’s endorsement?
That would show that damned scrappleface!
for me, it’s an honor just to be nominated.
loud wailing
I just went to vote for the third time in as many days…and I saw something I don’t like.Scrappleface has pulled ahead of Frank by more than 4% in the last 24 hours.Why am I seeing this? What have you disloyal people done to sabotage IMAO? Or is Scrappleface using dirty tactics? The universe is becoming untangled,I tell ya!!
And yeah,I’m with Santa..let’s kick Read’s ass.It won’t fix anything,but it’ll dang sure make me feel better. Dangit Read,if ya don’t know what’s going on,don’t vote.It’s like giving a pair of scissors to a bowlegged drunk and tellin’em to run laps around the kitchen…it’s just plain dangerous and wrong! 🙁
Maybe Scrappleface is pulling a “Daily Kos”
I’d just like to say that I personally emailed WSJ and told them you told me to email them and since I’m a right winger I followed your orders. Now it’s time for me to get my commands from Limbaugh.
YAY! I GET TO WRITE HATE MAIL!!
Well, I voted for you. You consistently make me spray tea all over my computer screen, and the beating bats at the UN deserves many votes!
Well, I voted for you. You consistently make me spray tea all over my computer screen, and the beating bats at the UN deserves many votes!
if life was a bowl of cherries no one would be FAT