I… What am I doing? You’re not even reading this. You’re quickly commenting and seeing if you won? Done? Good.
Well, I’d like to thank Premiere Speakers Bureau for holding this contest. If you have speaker needs or are a college student who can help bring in speakers, I hope you’ll keep them in mind. In the least, look them over and see all the different speakers they offer. I’ll be sending out the list to them of winners as soon as I get the final one’s information, and you should get your books in time for Christmas.
Everyone else, you can still order autographed books for great Christmas gifts. I’ve decided to go with the Ann Coulter book; she scares me and should probably make for an entertaining – albeit polemic – read.
And, like that, the contest ends. Be honorable, ronin.

finals suck!
damn
christmas prezzie?
wow
asdfjkl;
double damn
how did i miss this?
damn you people are quick!
Congrats, Tooner. Everyone else can buy books (and my CD).
kind of impressive, actually
oh well…at least this damn contest is over! Returning to my regularly scheduled life now – thanks for the extra stress Frank! Congrats to all you BIG WINNERS!!
That’s what I get for reading HFL.
wahoo! having early finals pays off 🙂
Frank, You’ll like Coulter’s book, I just started it. It’s basically a ton of her columns that were printed and some that weren’t and I believe she also puts in some parts that some newspapers edited out! Should be a good read in any event. She’s nice and caustic!
Damn you, all. Damn my dial up service.
Way to go Tooner. I was in the middle of a final when this one was posted, so yes they do indeed suck.
Hey everybody…uh…I posted a letter I wrote to the webmaster of “EnjoytheDraft.com” as well as a short essay/email forward I wrote in response to liberals who want to seceed from the Union in the Comments section of a thread below…the one with all the news bullets, in which Frank tells us all to go vote for him on About.com (bad idea, Frank; the LLL controls that site). Since it’s so far down there I guess y’all haven’t seen it…might wanna take a look, cause, well, I think I made some good points. I’d post them up a bit higher and in one of the more recent threads but I think Frank would get mad at me if I did. So enjoy, if you want to…you can send your comments to me directly if you do, or keep them here after this comment. thanks.
Damn it….. the ONE day that I don’t get up at 6:00am just so I can check for contest activity on IMAO, and you spring one on us. Figures.
Ah well…. finals are over, semester is done, Fiance got me HL2 for Christmas, life couldn’t be better right now…. I don’t need no stinkin book.
Ann Coulter’s book is great. She has a great way with words. Points out the facts and then uses a turn of phrase that has me ROTFL. Great stuff.
Man, I love IMAO. I Just got banned for posting “first” to a departmental message board and got a stern talking to about mutual respect for other workers and crap like that. Whereas here you not only get Kudos for being first but, in some cases, a prize as well. ILS Nazis piss me off!
So, like, can I hire a speaker to come over to my house and chat with me? Could just give Hannity a call, pay him his fee, and then chat with him for the alloted time. Or maybe give Al Franken a call, pay his fee, and beat on him for the alloted time. Hmm…Rent-a-friend®…I think I may have a new business venture to embark upon…
Scares you Frank?
It must be because shes older than you.
I, on the other hand, am a little older than her.
God that woman turns me on…even more than Michelle MAlkin (and that’s sayin a LOT lol)!
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