Checking my old e-mails that built up over Christmas and my U-Haul adventure, I found that Glenn Reynolds had insulted me! Why is that every time someone slanders him, he has to bring up my name (sure, all slander about him could probably be implicitly traced back to me, but still)? I just want him to know that Wikipedia is run by a bunch of little trolls living under bridges who stay hunched over their keyboards deciding what knowledge should be shared with others (e.g., if someone wants to know why people call Glenn Reynolds the “puppy blender,” Wikipedia is less than useless). Remember that weeklong debate after which they finally decided my blog was not worthy of an entry on their wackypedia? Bah. I still find a Google search more informative than using that silly attempt at an encyclopedia. Well, when my fame grows so large they have no choice but to add an entry about me, they better note on my Wikipedia entry that I spit on them and whatever they say about me.
OT, I always wondered what was the reason a rational, puppy-drinking person would link to Wonkette so much.
Well, let’s see… Wonkette talks about butt sex a lot (will that get past your spam filter?) and Glenn kills hobos for fun; maybe there’s a connection between the two? OK, maybe not. Forget I commented…
Wow, your comment preventing procedures seem to be working pretty well. Since it’s just the two of us, Frank, what did you think of Boise when you were up here for Christmas. And why didn’t you visit me?
What is this, don’t surf the web from work day? Why didn’t I get the memo? Anyway, Frank, now that you know Instapundit unprovokedly (with great unprovokedness? in an unprovoked fashion?) violated the cease fire in the Great Blog War, will you retaliate and resume the conflict? The blogosphere has gotten a little quiet lately. If you do, I’ll be right behind you (unless, of course, Instapundit links to my information-packed submarine blog first).
Notice how he didn’t even instalanche you. What nerve! What gall! What spleen! What uvula!
What duodenum, even!
Maybe wonkette knows some way to kill hobos via butt sex & won’t teach it to Instapundit until he links to her one million times.
I tried to clear up the whole “puppy blender” backstory at the Whackypedia discussion page for the entry. Was gonna write a whole 1,000 word treatise on the time-line and, also, on the secret value of fact-checking, but let it go at just a paragraph.
humph, before there was the “instalanche” there was the slashdot effect. dang young blogger whippersnappers not recognizing their roots!
They also don’t say a damn thing about me abour me either, despite all the free daily traffic I bring them.
So
over at wikipedia, a famous Gen-X humor blog or a famous literary
metaphor are not allowed because it’s too “esoteric”, but they can have
an article about “All you base are belong to us”. That’s the cauldron calling the pot black.
ya