I’ll try getting back to Bible posts tomorrow. I read some more for Monday, but it was boring and I decided I needed to read a bit more to have something worth posting about (and don’t start telling me how saying the Word of God needs more cowbell is blasphemous; I already know that). I didn’t have time to read yesterday, but will make time tonight.
Also, I have an announcement coming up later today. Actually, it’s a teaser announcement for a big announcement. So this is actually the announcement that I’m going to announce I have an announcement coming.
Anyhoo, stay tuned…
FIRST (I think)
Let me guess! You finally killed Michael Moore, chopped up his body and dmailed it to Afghanistan?
S.M.I.T.E is fully operational?
Please tell me it’s the S.M.I.T.E. one. Although MM’s demise would be welcomed as well…
Let me be the first to say that, regardless of which bible story you’re reading, it could totally happen – a real scientist did scientific studies and sciencely proved it. There are pictures availlable on the web.
greg,
Must be incredibly boring pictures. I’ll read some more tonight and hopefully find some more passages that will be of interest.
frank’s getting married! i knew it. i recognize the style: announcement of an announcement. when’s the date? come on!
Congratulations! I’m sure you’ll be very happy!
I suggest 3 drinks to celebrate. (hic)
I see mojo jumped straight to hearts and diamonds, too.
Me, I blame the puritans! They took out most of the sex, drugs, violence and that was rampant in the original texts. shakes fist Damn you, you Puritan censors!
…and happy dancing…
dang, shoud have previewed.
Can’t wait till you get this these parts:
Biblical accounts of teleportation.
Try the Ten Commandments. My fave is “Thou shall have no other gods before me.” Isn’t that God saying there are other gods. It doesn’t say “no other gods.” So, by my reading Thor and Shiva are cool, as long as they are after the Big Man.
There are no boring pictures or boring stories in the bible! The word is inherrently fascninating, and to suggest otherwise shows that you are not really a believer full of faith.
Well, except for Jermiah. Jeremiah blows. At least I think it’s Jeremiah. Or maybe it’s Ezra. Or Nunchuck*. I can’t keep those prophets straight.
*who says there’s no ninjas in the bible?