Whoa. Dudes. It’s like so totally a comedy carnival.
I’m your host. RightWingDuck. I’m so excited, look at all these exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man. I’ve been laughing so long, I wet my pants! Actually, I wet my pants and THEN started laughing. That’s how funny I know you guys are.
Hold on.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There – had to get it out of my system.
Anyway.
Today is the 6th Carnival of Comedy. So, be careful and practice safe sixth. rimshot
We had a lot of great entries. BTW, I made a goof on some of the cutting and pasting, but I think I have them all. Anyway, if you don’t see your entry here this week, feel free to resubmit it for Carnvial # 7. This way we keep you guys coming back for more!!
Okay. Let’s move on with the show.
Do you know why you shouldn’t eat pizza and pickles before bedtime?
Hatless in Hattiesburg at Hatless in Hattiesburg presents Funny ER Dream
Hmmm. Pepsi. The other white meat.
a4g at Point Five presents Muslims Allege Pepsi Contains Pig Parts
Um. I debated adding this one. Patriot gets a warning, but at least he’s looking out for #1.
Patriot Xeno at Right Hand of God presents ‘The Little Things’ That Are Awesome: First Leak in the Morning
Apprenticeship?
Ironman at Political Calculations presents The Next “The Apprentice”
Do you want to know why you should take your prescription medication?
Jason Pomerantz at Fiddle and Burn: A Daily Comic Strip in Prose presents The Frog Vice-President
What makes Paris so darn special?
Ken O’Banion at JAFO presents The Last Time I Saw Paris…
What’s better than Campfire stories?
muse at me-ander presents Israelie Campfires and My Girl Scout Badge
How about a tea party?
Peemil at Where are my socks? presents If Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld were pompous 19th Century English gentlemen having a tea party.
Language lessons. Cool.
boborr4 at either orr presents brenda’s english-french dictionary
I almost cut Mr. Potty Mouth Ellison, but then I noticed that the Mistress of Sarcasm was really cute…
Elisson at Blog d’Elisson presents CLIMBING THE WALLS
Secret Michael Jackson evidence?
Buckley F. Williams at The Nose On Your Face presents Jury Sees Jacko “To Do” List
TJ. This one almost didn’t make the cut. Gross. Heee hee. Funny. But gross…
tj at Zazzafooky presents I Shit You Not
I love it when people are bitter…
Jim McCarthy at Letter From California presents Stone Cold Stupid
Every wonder what a cyborg really thinks?
Mark A. Rayner at The Skwib presents A sarcastic cyborg debriefs
Hippies are stupid. Heh heh.
Chad Hamilton at PlaidBerry presents Bumper Sticker Ideology III
Mad House Madman at Chronicles of a Medical Mad House presents Cold
Hmmm. What are the odds…
Editor at Editors in Pajamas presents Today’s vocabularly lesson
Um. Er. Um. Uh. Sigh. Groan…
Tommy at Striving for Average presents Palm Trees
Mr. Right – get’s it right. And funny…
Mr. Right at The Right Place presents Selections from the “Donktionary”
This is a (first) good (FIRST) link to read (FIRST!!) at JimmyB’s place (FIRST!!)
jimmyb at The Conservative UAW Guy presents Mee-Oww FIRST!!
Here’s another great vocabulary lesson!
Bill C at The Daily Cause presents Donktionary
Simon P. Chappell at Upright and Breathing presents The art of bathing very small children
Funny, that’s the name of Michael Jackson’s next album!!
phin at phin’s blog presents A new breed of blogger
Making fun of Paris Hilton is always cool.
Kim at Ramble Strip presents Paris Hilton, in list form
Indeed (Ducky’s running out of funny intros)
Elyas at Ablogistan presents The Adventures of Acinom
Cool!!
Will Franklin at WILLisms.com presents Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 8.
Er. Um. Here…
John Hatch at Ideas Hatched presents
Buh…
Someone who may or may not be Jayson Blaire at Huffington’s Toast presents Ward “Lobachevsky” Churchill
I love a good military story. Uncle Jimbo at Military Matters with Uncle Jimbo presents Spanky & the Shark
And in closing – What’s funnier than Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog doing geek jokes– nothing!
JMK at presents Triumph @ Attack of the Clones
That’s it for this week’s Carnival of Comedy!!
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hooray
carnival!!!
Great job ducky.
Boo!
You skipped my French Soldier’s Survival Kit, you treacherous waterfowl!
As usual, the RHOG post (French Survival Kit) is great.
This is regardless of a foul by water-fowl.
Oh, yeah. I wasn’t going to say it, but, since you insist Ducky…First!!! (Belated).
Nice carnival, by the way.
I got a warning!
Yeah, I got dropped, too. I hope that you aren’t saying that my funny is bad. If so; a pox on your house, RWD.
Yeah, I got dropped from the list, too. I hope that you aren’t saying that my funny is bad. If so; a pox on your house, RWD.
Relationship Helpline
no wonder there’s all those “I Loathe RightWingDuck” websites out there
TWo dogs, I never saw that post. When did you submit it?
Citizen Grim – uh. The dog ate it?
Man tough crowd ’round here eh Duck?
I guess whining that mine was down at the bottom would be poor form.
Fun stuff though.
Cordially,
Uncle J
Oh my goodness! That midget diarhea story is almost too gross to believe!
RWD, I submitted at 8:51 pm last night. It’s all cool, it wasn’t that funny anyway. I’ll try again next week.
Thanks for including Baile Rochel, and remember that laughing’s good for your health.
Yeah, what’s the deal with not posting my entry?
Tailgating Fun
Woo hoo. Mine was higher up the list than Uncle Jimbo. (So much for solidarity amongst Madison area bloggers! 🙂
Odi… I rememeber that one. Wow, how many entries did I lose on that cutting and pasting? Oh well. Controversy keeps people talking.
BTW,
Some of you are getting big heads or being upset that you were listed at the bottom.
All entries were posted in the order they were received.
Okay???
Children.
I actually enjoy the fact that my entry was the closing act. Finished up the carnival with a bang I think!
“Which one of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?”
-Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog
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