While reading Blackfive, I noticed this:
“What Durbin faced [in reaction to his comparison of US troops to Nazis] was the bubbling up from the blogs and the pounding of the drums,” said Daou, who first began monitoring the bloggers and feeding them information when he worked for Sen. John Kerry’s presidential campaign. “This is a political tool, and it’s manufactured outrage, it’s feigned outrage, and it’s extremely effective.”…
Yes, it IS extremely effective.
Why?
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This would make an interesting audio clip, as an add for IMAO.
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I’m so proud to be from Alabama…where rage comes wrapped in black and red, then labeled IMAO.
Hell I put that as a Macromedia Flash ad on my blog if you make it
As a proud American union worker (yeah, yeah, shut up, I already heard it all) it is nice to see another fine, fine American made product being promoted.
You would certainly never want chintzy Chinese rage. It rattles when you slam the door or drive it over 35 mph…
“…at our state-of-the-art production facilities in Florida, Wisconsin, Alabama, and California, and the seven seas,..”
you left out Aquaman. or is he not an American? right. I didn’t think about that.
yes, all I do is make Aquaman jokes.
As a Floridian, I am proud to contribute to the rage factor against liberals and their cooky ideas.
And like a true american company we imported labor (right wing duck)from mexico so we wouldn’t have to pay so much for a quality product.
And occasionally IMAO produces PMS fueled ire, commonly referred to as femirage. Watch out!
I think someone is being pathetically elitist toward Durbin.
Like the poor slow witted imbecile isn’t quite capable of royally pissing Americans off all by hims wittle self.
Though I am not ordinarily enraged by the offensive comments of the mentally challenged, “most” of them are not given the opportunity of making public asses of themselves through slandering the U.S. Military via the United States Senate.
Harvey, that’s just plain funny. Frank thinks he’s the only funny one here. Black-hearted murderousness (heh)
Frank’s on vacation, but he’s letting the crew use the IMAO humorizing machine in his absence.
I promise to start sucking again as soon as he comes back 🙂
LOL jonag!
Ahhh, another fine American made product.
Excellent word play.
You had me laughing from the word “the”
Hello, this is Lily.
I am not a member of the Montana Milita, but I play one on this blog and I am here to tell you that 9 out of 10 Milita members who can read turn to IMAO for all their murderous rage building needs.
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