Well, I actually turn 26 tomorrow, but you can celebrate my birthday today! First, everyone post in the comments section here about how great I am, and I order all the other IMAO bloggers to write a post about my greatness.
Later, there will be an unveiling of a special surprise! Hooray!
Happy Birthday Great One! 27? You’re just a pup! I can’t even remember 27!
You kick more than a little bit of ass, dude.
Happy Birthday you great FrankJ!
It is my intention to go play video games for several hours.
Hey old man. Congrats, now just dont die on us before tomorrow because then we would be celbrating for nothing. Happy B-day
Happy Birthday!
By Vietnam standards you’ve reached the undraftable age, Frank J.
A few drafts of Guinness are in order. I’ll do my part.
Happy Birthday, O Venerable One!
So FrankJ how long after your born on date befor you go bad? Or has that day already been reached and now you are the less than fresh FrankJ?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK! WE WILL HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU WHEN WE SEE YOU! WHICH WILL BE VERY VERY SOON! from your future mother-in-law and pappy.
Happy Birthday! Me ‘n the other evil Republicans are dishonestly working hard at our dishonest jobs making dishonest livings so that we may continue to pay homage to the blogododecahedron overlord Frank J.! Bwaaaahh HAAA HAAA!
Happy 26th! So how old is that in monkey years?
Happy birthday, Frank, you funny man.
Wow, big man 26. Yip yip yip yip yahoo. So, will there be a huge bash at the local Chuck-E-Cheese?
Seriously, I’ve held grudges for more than 26 years.
Anyhoo, many happy returns, and keep on shining you crazy diamond.
26 already?? Why I remember when you were just a young pup of 23! My how time flies when you’re sitting in front of your computer waiting for more funny! Happy Birthday Frank!!
Happy Birthday Frank.
Happy Birthday, FrankJ!
Happy 26th.
Heck, I’ve got shirts older than you.
Happy birthday, Frank. I bought a new t-shirt (no, not yours!!) (Just kidding, of course it was yours) in honor of your birthday. Many happy returns!
happy birthday frankj. I’ll sip some brew to you tonight.
happy happy birthday big guy!
Yay Frank J.!
(yes, I’m bad at writing this sort of stuff.)
Happy Birthday Frank! Your are the reason I use the internet every day. You and Kim Du Toit.
Happy Birthday FrankJ! Here’s to many, many more!
I wonder if all the innocent children who died in gun-related crimes this year had happy birthdays.
LL
Of course they had happy birthdays.
Unless they got shot on their birthdays.
Happy Birthday Frank J.
If you were born 2 days later your B-Day would have been on D-Day.
Happy birthday.
You are an inpiration to me, even though you are a pup.
I have underwear older than you.
Hope your birthday and wedding both rock!!!
Keep being honorable…
(BURSTS OUT OF CAKE A LA MARILYN MONROE)
Happy birthday…..
Frank J…..
Awesome! Have a happy, Frank…
Just for you… here is my favorite birthday card. Enjoy!
Holy crap! Frank J. and I share a birthday!
-just turned 29 yesterday!- 😀
Happy Burpday!