Sometimes Problems Solve Themselves

Apparently, insurgents are now killing each other. I think this is a good idea. They should be killed, but it saves us time and ammo if they do it themselves. I hope this meme spreads. Maybe the oppressive Iran regime can fight the oppressive North Korean regime (“Poofy beards! Not poofy hair!”) and kill each other off. What would be really cool if suicide bombers turned on each other. Then we might have bomb-laden cars having head on collisions with other bomb-laden cars. That there is entertainment!

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  1. I say we steal all the food stamps currently in the United States, return them to the government, and then W. will construct with his bare hands a structure big enough to cover the entire Middle East. Get our boys and girls out first, and then lower the massive structure until it covers all of the mess. They will have no choice but to fight and kill off each other until they’re all dead. Then the hippies can’t blame us for killing off the entire middle east. Vote B-tiz ’08

  2. Ummm… BTiz… not a good idea. If they don’t eat the food stamps first, they’ll just sneak over the border and spend them in the Food Lion, then send the proceeds back to the terrorist training camps. They must be as tired of the Islamist version of MRE’s as our guys are of theirs. Maybe we should give all the food stamps to the families of Joe Foo’ and his mates instead.

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