Hi All,
Tomorrow will be the Ask Dr. Duck segment. For now, I need questions for the podcast version – “Ask Ducky”
So, what questions do you have on YOUR mind?
If you have spy-stuf questions that would be extra cool.
Post questons before 9:00 am PST on Friday.
Thanks All
How come people that are first are so cool?
Oops.
Name should have said jimmyb, not jimmybq.
I thought spies looked like the chicks on La Femme Nakita and Alias.
So what’s put with this Plame broad?
(PS – I mean broad in the friendly, non-sexist, PC way.)
As a Mexican duck, are you better than others ducks at flying across the border?
Of all the animals around, why be Right Wing “Duck”? Is it a play on the name of that old cartoon Dark Wing Duck? (Heh, that was a funny cartoon.)
Gunlord
Why is it that super-spy babes are always blonde and ultra-sexy? Wouldn’t it make more sense for them to look more like, say, me? I could do a great job of being a covert CIA agent.
–IowaSoccerMom
If Dick Durban can speak, should it also be legal to run around naked screaming “turkey turkey turkey!!!” at the top of your lungs… cause they make about the same amount of sense.
What other drinks besides a vodka martini can I have shaken and not stirred?
How come bond carried a sissy .380 Walther PP7 side arm instead of a manly snub nose 5 shot saturday night special?
Is Howard Dean a real doctor, or is he kind of like Dr. Dre?
Why don’t the French bathe?
Ducky, I was hoping your vast intellect could settle these questions that have baffled minds for generations:
If a hippie is alone in the woods, does he still smell?
Also if a frenchman is alone in the woods, who does he surrender to?
Ease my confused mind, o great duck of the right wing.
How many Democrats does it take to make up stories about Bush’s judicial nominees.
How long does it take people to start ignoring Moveon.org for their obviously stretched accusations?
Spy question: Why does the British government name all of their sections with strange number/letter combinations?
How quiet does a silencer have to be for a democrat in the next room to not hear you taking someone out?
How many questions are we allowed to ask in one post?
Quote by Alucard:
“Why dont the French bathe”
Thats quite simple, they do. They take french baths. They figure that instead of taking baths and wearing perfume, you can just wear more perfume to get the same effect. This idea is being more commonly seen in society, as in one of the recent womens deodorant commercials. The woman wears the deodorant, and at the end of the commercial tells us she hasnt had a shower in 24 hours. Its a modern french bath.
One last question. What goes good with Ducky?
Am I more likely to be hit by lightning or reel in a female friend of the Kennedy’s while I am fishing?
Hey, Duck. Since you cma eover legally, and since you got into the US Army, does that mean you’ll become a US citizen?
How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
Will there ever be Jews In Space?
Can you give free ebonics lessons?
Did you know Lance Armstrong blends puppies?
So says Craig Ferguson, on the Late late show I just watched.
Okay let’s say, hypothetically speaking, that I took a wrong turn at Austin, Texas, and hypothetically ended up holding seven people hostage with a gun and a screwdriver. How do I make it back to the States without getting whacked by the Mob?
-American Pitbull
I’ve been going around the London Underground recently, cutting the earphone wires of anyone who hasn’t been listening to the IMAO Podcast. Unfortunately, a couple of foreign chappies with rucksacks seem to have gotten really annoyed with me and are now on my trail. Do you think if you gave me an IMAO T-shirt to change into that this would be a good disguise so I could avoid being murdered by enraged terrorists?
Is Aflac a Right Wing organization?
According to Ian Fleming, who was the greatest spy of all time? (Hint, initials SR)
And who was his nemesis? (Hint, inititals FD, even in Russian)
If an islamo-fascist is shot in the head by police running like the coward he is without blowing anybody up, does he go to hell or purgatory or what? Does he get three old syphilitic skank whores when he gets there?
If I wear a heavy coat in Britian and walk into a train station, will the police shoot me?
If somebody lyin’ and you KNOW they lyin’, can you shoot ’em?
Why are you on PST? We’re on PDT here in Silicon Valley.
In a fight between Dan Rather and Aquaman’s copy of Microsoft Word, who would win? The superscript th? The kerning?
What’s the difference between spying and espionage? (Isn’t ‘espionage’ a French word or is ESPN the root word?)
What’s the difference between a dead-drop and drop-dead?
Is Right Wing Duck just deep cover for the french spy and terrorist Duckie L’Orange?
There will never be Jews in space, Matt. We’re too busy controlling the world’s economy, the media, and causing all the world’s ills (or so our “peaceful” Muslim friends would have you believe).
If a hippie falls out of a tree in the woods, does he make a splat? Or does he just turn into a pile of refer?
If you use my question do I get a T-shirt?
Matt,
Yes, there have been Jews In Space, oh Mel Brooks fan. The big problem is that the first was on the last flight of the Challenger, and the first Israeli was on the last flight of the Columbia. I would love to know if any Jewish astronauts made their flights unscathed, as this is a horrible streak. That Saudi went up and down, no prob, back in the early shuttle program. Considering the Arabs want to throw us back to the 15th century, and the Israelis can make an old F-4 Phantom go 80 percent as fast as an SR-71 Blackbird, WTF?
Does “Dark Helmet” count?
Yes! Someone finally understands me!