Storm Reporters

Are idiots.
When we hear them say stuff like how we should “take the storm seriously” and “get to safety!” then they turn around, go out into the wind and rain to capture live footage of the destruction, and tie ropes to their legs so they don’t fly away.
They tell us the rain feels like NEEDLES! What a bunch of loons.
You know I’d guess the last scenes most people see when they are killed in a hurricane are, I’m very sure, “unbelievable” and “incredible.”
Not the brightest folk, these storm reporters. Then again, I guess that’s why they are in cable news, instead of the real world.


And yes I lived and made it back safe, thanks.
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10 Comments

  1. I always notice that they send the report that you have never seen before to cover the hurricane. It is always that newbie that is dying for any time in front of the camera.
    I alway liked what comedian Ron White says about hurricanes, “It is not that the wind is blowing. It’s what the wind is blowing.”

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