I woke up this morning and I voted.
I voted for all Republican candidates, yet did not take the easy ‘straight republican” option. Its a wonder they still offer that one since we are all gay now. But I filled in the circles for each Republican candidate. I did this so I could write myself in for the offices where a Democrat was running unopposed.
I figure the odds are pretty good that no one will vote for them since they are ‘easy wins’. But won’t they all be surprised when I win several South Alabama judgeships with only one vote?
Spacemonkey for Judge.
Here come da Judge!
Well, there you go. You’re supposed to vote asleep. Jeez.
//Its a wonder they still offer that one since we are all gay now.//
I thought we were all JOOOOS now…
Prepare for a long legal battle, ’cause I did the same thing.
//Its a wonder they still offer that one since we are all gay now.//
If we’re all so gay, why does sarahk still look so good to me…or is that a gay question? Try to give me a straight answer this time.
When I was in high school, there were two teachers who took care of bringing students who could vote to the polls, one democrat and one republican. Just about the only thing they would agree about on voting day was that the “straight ticket box” was bad. The democrat said that you should vote for the candidate based on their ideas, not their party affiliation. The republican said that he enjoyed “going down the list and checking each and every one off, while laughing at the democrat.”
Which teacher was cooler would you guess was cooler? That’s right…the former military intelligence consultant/math teacher republican…
If youse go ta scholl and studie real gud I here yoou’ll wont end up bein gay and you wont hav ta go ta Irak.
A poo flinging flying monkey running a court room? So what the hell else is new?