Well, we’ve seen Rummy fall on his sword within 24 hours of the Pelosi/Reid Regime getting the nod from the voters. What about Condi?
Apparently, she’s gone ahead and lost her freaking mind:
Michelle Kwan, the American figure skater who holds nine national championships and five world titles, is about to become a nonsalaried U.S. diplomat.
On Thursday, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice plans to name the 26-year-old Californian and daughter of Chinese immigrants from Hong Kong as a public diplomacy ambassador, said a senior U.S. official.
Kwan, the biggest star in her sport for a decade, will represent American values especially to young people and sports enthusiasts and is expected to travel widely, the official said.
That’s right, folks. The solution to America’s image across the world is…. ICE SKATING!
Wait… hold on… they have all the oil but no ice to skate on, we have plenty of ice but a bunch of elk and caribou living on our oil… we sell the ice out from under the elk and caribou so we can get to the oil…
Never mind. I reacted to quickly once again. She’s a freaking
Okay, I just have to do this…
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
There. Now I feel better.
A cross reference always makes me feel better too.
Fixing the HTML there.
You’re welcome.
…or not. 😛
Oh my/
Lair has broken the site!
Laurence,
What’s your point? One of the most beloved and well known Chinese Americans is considered for a nonsalaried job, and the problem is what?
“She’s a freaking . We’ll make BILLIONS.”
That’s a direct quote from you. Is there something I’m not getting?
Well…that was unexpected…all the way around.
Brian – If, with all that is wrong with the world, you don’t see a bit of irony in “sending out the skaters”…, well, you might want to take a step back from the rail… “If you didn’t like our little war on terror, you’ll simply LOVE Michelle Kwan as she portrays the fall of Saddam Hussein…on ice!”
You hopeless Trekkie.
Thanks for the funniest thing I’ve seen in days.
Very nice!