If Only Jesus Had Instructed Us on How to Properly Beat Our Wives

Ever get the feeling you’re not properly beating your wife? Luckily, here’s a video of a Muslim cleric instructing us in Allah-approved wife beating:

If I get this down, maybe SarahK will stop mouthing-off to me.
Do you get the feeling this guy would locally be considered a liberal for his attitudes towards wife-beating?
(hat tip to Right Wing News)

25 Comments

  1. //If I get this down, maybe SarahK will stop mouthing-off to me.//
    The BALCONY SarahK, just one good shove…
    Just some fun trivia, gay couples are generally more abusive than your standard man/woman marriage…they just report it less ’cause they don’t want to “tarnish” their happy image.

  2. Just remember, Frank…a good woman is like a good dog…sometimes they need a good beating! LOL! Ahh…the religion of peace! I love this stuff! I wonder what all the feminazi’s have to say about this…anyone…thought so! It’s only Christians that teach that there is now no difference between man and woman through Christ that must be feared!

  3. //I wonder what all the feminazi’s have to say about this…//
    Yeah, where the Hell is “NOW” or “CODE PINK” when this stuff is being promoted?
    The terms he uses are freaking hilarious, “..if he wants to use beatings to TREAT his wife…” what the hell did that mean, like giving her Tylenol when she’s sick??? Or no wait maybe he means it’s a treat like getting ice-cream when all the dishes are done?

  4. At any rate, this is one reason why I think the Moslems are going to win.
    Despite everything, the Inquisition, the Middle Ages and the like, Christianity is at its heart a women’s religion. It appeals to the better side of us. To a Christian, God is termed father, but the word Jesus used (“Abba”) was really more like “Daddy” — stern and he has his rules, but he loves you and tickles you as he puts you to bed at night. If you are good, you get the heavenly vision, to dwell with God for eternity
    Islam is a men’s religion. God is an angry warrior here. And if you are good, you get 72 virgins. Not clear what good women get.

  5. What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? What’s left to say, she has already been told twice. These friggin animals are good at only one thing, picking on woman and the infirm. We are at war with Islam, and have beenf or 20 years. And I don’t say Islamofascism, becasue I have yet to see a groundswell of support from the so called majority of good tolerant muslims.

  6. “Just some fun trivia, gay couples are generally more abusive than your standard man/woman marriage…they just report it less ’cause they don’t want to “tarnish” their happy image.”
    Well if they don’t report it then how would we know about it?

  7. You can beat her, but you can’t hurt her? It’s good to see that their wife-beating rules are just as contradictory as the rest of their religion.
    How could one accomplish this beating? Pillows, perhaps? Maybe nerf sticks?

  8. 5 minutes… just 5 minutes with this “man of God” in a dark alley. I can strike him in “non sensitive” places, without making him bleed or leaving a bruise.
    It might take a while to remove the stick but then it will give him something to do later.
    Frank you should be glad Sara mouths off. Shows she trusts you to love her even if you disagree. Your both pretty fortunate, not everyone has that kind of relationship. Treasure it.

  9. Actually, the main reason Islam is a Man’s religion is because of ethnology and history. The Arab male comes from a genepool with a historically small penis size. This has made him angry. What makes them even angrier is the fact that most Muslim males throughout the Arab-Muslim world REALLY enjoy watching American pornography (easily available at any marketplace). This makes them feel inadequate and even angrier. It also makes them feel dirty and mad at those who produce such vulgarity — Americans — and who also seem to possess my much larger members.
    This is not agitprop, but the finding of an Egyptian psychotherapist. Most of his clients reported such feelings, as did those of a colleague of his — a plastic surgeon, most of whose patients were entering his offices to have their penises enlarged.
    When I recently starting rereading the 1001 Nights I noticed an anectodatal support for this. The princes whose wives commit adultery on them do so with slaves who are either White or Black, two groups who fall into the larger, err, category.
    Also, the idea of X number of virgins being provided makes so much more sense in this context. A virgin has no other man to judge her experience nor compare sizes against.
    I must end with a pun though: in the Arab world I guess God did decide to spare the rod…

    Bombs don’t kill people. Bombs strapped to Arabs kill people.

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