Okay, so I’m watching the coverage of the final leg of the Tour d’Ford on Fox, and they’ve got this huge bulletproof hearse sitting at the presidential library.
Then it hits me… there wasn’t a Transformer Autobot that could transform into a hearse, was there?
I don’t think there was.
But let’s say there was a hearse Autobot, what would his name be?
Lastride.
Or you could make him into a huge jacked-up monster-truck hearse and call him “Grave Filler.”
There wasn’t a hearse Autobot, but there is a hearse Decepticon. I he wasn’t in the series though:
Cannonball
Terrible name (apparently he was a pirate). I’d prefer the hearse be named something like Mortis, Reaper, or Bone Wagon.
/Yes, the obligatory link to a wikipedia for a toy was solely to raise Frank’s ire.
//This is not a toy, but has a wikipedia page: Toast
Frank – isn’t it a bit late for a bulletproof hearse? I mean the guy is already in a better place, right?
Someone IMed me “Meatwagon” just now… that would work.
Mortichine? Thanatorque?
Slab Cab?
The Toast page was funny Chris. I especially like the extensive links to specific types of toast. And IMAO still can’t get a Wiki page.
I don’t think the hearse is actually bulletproof, but it is armored to prevent zombie Ford from escaping and running amok eating people’s brains.
Laurencesimonbot? Kills ’em with sicko wit, then parades their bodies around the country.
Theend
What about the monster truck “GraveDigger”? I know that’s not a transformer, but it kind of works (in a white-trash, redneck kind of way).
Definitley “Flatline”, unless there’s already an ambulance Transformer or something.